[TV] Joke pour demain

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

What did Dr Who say when someone showed him a small bell?











Diddly ding, diddly ding, diddly ding, diddly ding, diddly ding, diddly ding, diddly ding, ding
Wah hoooooo
Wooooo hoooo

 

[Goldstone1976]

You ok, hun? x

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

What did Dr Who say when someone showed him a small bell?











Diddly ding, diddly ding, diddly ding, diddly ding, diddly ding, diddly ding, diddly ding, ding
Wah hoooooo
Wooooo hoooo

Nurse!

 

[Simster]

Did you make that up yourself?

I'll rephrase that: You made that up yourself. I'm afraid it shows.

 

[dazzer6666]

What did Dr Who say when someone showed him a small bell?











Diddly ding, diddly ding, diddly ding, diddly ding, diddly ding, diddly ding, diddly ding, ding
Wah hoooooo
Wooooo hoooo

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Shit crowd in tonight

 

[Bodian]

"Well, it's a sort of communications device reserved for wild catastrophes and sudden calls to man the battle stations."

 

[Bry Nylon]

Today’s Joke Du Jour has been brought to you in association with Jacob’s Creek.

 

[Insel affe]

What did Dr Who say when someone showed him a small bell?











Diddly ding, diddly ding, diddly ding, diddly ding, diddly ding, diddly ding, diddly ding, ding
Wah hoooooo
Wooooo hoooo

Harry, put the bottle of sanatogen down, call for the the night nurse, and calm the Fck down man.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Harry, put the bottle of sanatogen down, call for the the night nurse, and calm the Fck down man.

I was told that joke by the Lone Ranger.
I bumped into him this afternoon.
After he told me the joke, I asked him where he was going.
He pointed to the stuff in the boot in his car that the bin men don't collect, and said:

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump
To the dump
To the dump dump dump.

 

[Eeyore]

If he was trying to an impression of the bell then he's fine for the first part, but the second is a bit odd. Being over 900 years old, you would have thought he would be familiar with bell noises.

 

[Eeyore]

I was told that joke by the Lone Ranger.
I bumped into him this afternoon.
After he told me the joke, I asked him where he was going.
He pointed to the stuff in the boot in his car that the bin men don't collect, and said:

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump
To the dump
To the dump dump dump.

Did you keep asking him to repeat himself ?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Today’s Joke Du Jour has been brought to you in association with Jacob’s Creek.

Orfeo Negro Amaro Pauloleo, I'll have you know.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Did you keep asking him to repeat himself ?

The Lone Ranger is awfully thorough.
And he knows that I dislike ambiguity.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Why do I get the feeling he subsequently met Batman at the dump, who was contemplating his evening meal?

 

[hart's shirt]

Orfeo Negro Amaro Pauloleo

That's our back 4 for next season.

 

[Eeyore]

The Lone Ranger is awfully thorough.
And he knows that I dislike ambiguity.

His brother lives in Egypt and was once a footballer of prickly temperament.

Nile Ranger

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Why do I get the feeling he subsequently met Batman at the dump, who was contemplating his evening meal?

Wrong. I did see Batman, but....

 

[Bodian]

Why do I get the feeling he subsequently met Batman at the dump, who was contemplating his evening meal?

And then he bumped into the Pink Panther, and asked him where he came from.

 

[Gazwag]

His brother lives in Egypt and was once a footballer of prickly temperament.

Nile Ranger

His other brother patrolled a park in Brighton, he was a Queens Park Ranger