Ding Dong !
Boy I'm HOT today !
A little lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"f*** off" said the old lady. " I haven't got any money" and she proceeded to shut the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be so hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that he emptied a bucket of horse shit all over her hallyway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse shit from your carpet Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f***ing good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"f*** off" said the old lady. " I haven't got any money" and she proceeded to shut the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be so hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that he emptied a bucket of horse shit all over her hallyway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse shit from your carpet Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f***ing good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."
