[Humour] Joke of the day

[Dick Swiveller]

None of that French stuff. Leave means etc.

Anyway, stolen from Twitter.

Nicola Sturgeon is going to implement a 3 step vaccination programme.

1st dose

2nd dose

And a final Fan-Dabi-Dose

 

[Juan Albion]

I understand the lack of French, but leaving out the joke as well seems a bit avant garde.

 

[gripper stebson]

This made me laugh today.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

A good friend of mine is a pilot but due to the pandemic, he's currently out of work. He's over at mine at the moment doing a bit of painting and decorating to earn a few quid. Not too impressed with what he's done so far in the kitchen but the landing looks excellent.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

I understand the lack of French, but leaving out the joke as well seems a bit avant garde.

I prefer to think of it as Post-Funny

 

[Jack Straw]

Are they using the Fan-Dabi-Dose in the mix and match trials which started today?

 

[Is it PotG?]

Even sounds like her

 

[Bold Seagull]

Brighton isn’t famous for making bread.

But Hove is.

 

[Brovion]

None of that French stuff. Leave means etc.

Anyway, stolen from Twitter.

Nicola Sturgeon is going to implement a 3 step vaccination programme.

1st dose

2nd dose

And a final Fan-Dabi-Dose

I'm not sure a third dose will be final. Israel is already starting to administer a fourth dose, and we don't know what other variants will emerge.

Rather like they had to re-think the names of the Covid variants ('Alpha' and 'Delta' replaced 'Kent' and 'Indian' respectively for example). I think Sturgeon will have to re-think her vaccine naming strategy.

 

[Wozza]

This made me laugh today.

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Sounds vaguely familiar...

Sea lions are faster than humans on both land and sea, so if you face one in a triathlon, you really need to make up time on the cycling.

 

[Wozza]

I prefer to think of it as Post-Funny

You mean Unfunny Post.

 

[B-right-on]

What do you call an Crystal Palace fan that does well on an IQ test?



A cheat.

 

[Baldseagull]

Sounds vaguely familiar...

Neither a sea lion or a shark could outrun an able bodied human, however, a Hippopotamus can, and can swim at a speed similar to that of Olympic swimmers, please use the appropriate mammal for this joke in future, and never any fish species.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Brighton isn’t famous for making bread.

But Hove is.

Thanks for the random bounce so I get shouted at again - you could have waited until the anniversary of the post.

 

[exKT17]

A honeymooner was killed by a shark as he swam off the Gold Coast in Australia.

The police said he hadn’t suffered long as he’d only been married for five days.