Joke du jour...........

[Ding Dong !]

I'm bored and apologise if I've posted this joke before, but still makes me laugh !!!!

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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

" Good morning", said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"F*ck off! " said the old lady. " I haven't got any money " and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

"Don't be so hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all over her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*t from your carpet madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

"Well ," she said, "I hope you've got a f*cking good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."

 

[Drumstick]

 

[Robot Chicken]

The little old lady sounds more feisty with the swearing.

Calling the salesman a c**ks**k**g m**therf**k** would've also been acceptable as well.

 

[chez]

Received this joke from a soldier in Iraq the other day.

Saddam Hussian and George Bush are chatting about TV programmes. Saddam tells George that he is a big fan of Star Trek, and asks if he can ask him a question about the programme. "Sure, ask away" says Bush, "Well" says Saddam "Ive noticed that in Star Trek they have white people, black people, chinese people and even Klingons & Vulcans. How come there arent any Arabs in the show?"








"Because it's set in the future you stupid twat!!!!!!!!"