[Humour] Joke du jour

[jcdenton08]

My four year old son has been learning Spanish for a few months now, but all he can say is the word "please".

That's poor for four isn't it?

 

[The Clamp]

Why would he say the word “please” if he’s learning Spanish?

 

[Simster]

My four year old son has been learning Spanish for a few months now, but all he can say is the word "please".

That's poor for four isn't it?

It depends. If all he has at his disposal to learn the language are text books then he'll have had to learn to read first. And maybe "please" was then the first word he picked up from that text book.

If what I surmise is correct, you'd have to say that was pretty reasonable progress and you should probably get off his f**king back.

 

[essbee1]

It depends. If all he has at his disposal to learn the language are text books then he'll have had to learn to read first. And maybe "please" was then the first word he picked up from that text book.

If what I surmise is correct, you'd have to say that was pretty reasonable progress and you should probably get off his f**king back.

After all, it's not the bleeding Spanish Inquisition. Or is it?

 

[Ron Manager]

Let's face facts, if he were learning German you'd be bitte.

 

[The Clamp]

After all, it's not the bleeding Spanish Inquisition. Or is it?

That would be most unexpected.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

That would be most unexpected.

S O C K S

 

[hart's shirt]

My four year old son has been learning Spanish for a few months now, but all he can say is the word "please".

That's poor for four isn't it?

Send him off to a Spanish boarding school.

He can be some Juan else's problem.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Drag him down a freshly mown steep hill by his ankles, he'll thankyou for it....(work on it, it's in there)

 

[Gazwag]

Drag him down a freshly mown steep hill by his ankles, he'll thankyou for it....(work on it, it's in there)

You would have to bend over quite a way, which would be quite uncomfortable and could cause back issues , he's only 4 so probably quite short

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

My four year old son has been learning Spanish for a few months now, but all he can say is the word "please".

That's poor for four isn't it?

Which reminds me...

My next door neighbour is Spanish. He's a fireman by trade. Recently his missus gave birth to beautiful twin boys. After careful consideration the proud parents decided to call them José and HoseB

 

[Jack Straw]

If he's using Duolingo, he must be disappointed with where he is in the league table?

 

[Sirnormangall]

My four year old son has been learning Spanish for a few months now, but all he can say is the word "please".

That's poor for four isn't it?

Yes, very poor. Mine can say please and he’s only Juan

 

[Cordwainer]

Drag him down a freshly mown steep hill by his ankles, he'll thankyou for it....(work on it, it's in there)

Muchas grassyback.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Muchas grassyback.

So close

 

[bhafc99]

I think he’s doing ok, tbh.

Unlike my kid - I sent him to a school that’s supposed to be great at teaching French.

But on day one, rather than starting with “please” like your kid did, they apparently threw him straight into acting out some polite drama piece.

Me and the wife were furious. We’d hoped for “please” in French, not this civil play nonsense.

 

[PTC Gull]

Drag him down a freshly mown steep hill by his ankles, he'll thankyou for it....(work on it, it's in there)

Muchos grassy arse

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Muchos grassy arse

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