[Humour] Joke du jour

[Brok]

Let's get away from the doom and gloom for a minute, shall we?


I like to think I'm quite a friendly, kind, sort of bloke.
But last night I tried to share a lovely chicken kebab with chilli sauce, and lovely mayo topping with some poor homeless bloke.
He told me to piss off and buy my own.

 

[jcdenton08]

I think it was very inconsiderate of you to try and appropriate another man’s dinner, let alone an unhoused person at that.

I think you should really consider your conduct going forward.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Nothing wrong with being a doner to good causes.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Chilli sauce and mayo topping is an abomination shirley? Unhoused person has done you a favour there

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Pittaful joke attempt tbh.

 

[DJ NOBO]

Chilli sauce and mayo topping is an abomination shirley? Unhoused person has done you a favour there

Yep. Unnecessary and crazy to mix the sauces.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Let's get away from the doom and gloom for a minute, shall we?


I like to think I'm quite a friendly, kind, sort of bloke.
But last night I tried to share a lovely chicken kebab with chilli sauce, and lovely mayo topping with some poor homeless bloke.
He told me to piss off and buy my own.

Probably thought you were Shawarma around him a bit.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

He can't be that poor if he can afford extravagant takeaways.

 

[Questions]

Donner is waiting by the telephone.. Oh Donner.

 

[British Bulldog]

Donner is waiting by the telephone.. Oh Donner.

Bet you've been waiting since 1972 to use that line.

 

[The Wookiee]

I’m surprised he didn’t offer to sell it to you so he can go buy some heroin

 

[Questions]

Bet you've been waiting since 1972 to use that line.

 

[TugWilson]

Donner is waiting by the telephone.. Oh Donner.

The things we do for love

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Let's get away from the doom and gloom for a minute, shall we?


I like to think I'm quite a friendly, kind, sort of bloke.
But last night I tried to share a lovely chicken kebab with chilli sauce, and lovely mayo topping with some poor homeless bloke.
He told me to piss off and buy my own.

And then did he tell you the joke you have promised but not yet delivered? You shouldn't post the build up in one post and then tease the joke.

 

[Brok]

And then did he tell you the joke you have promised but not yet delivered? You shouldn't post the build up in one post and then tease the joke.

Oh come on...it wasn't that bad.




Was it?

 

[METALMICKY]

Oh come on...it wasn't that bad.




Was it?

It really is since the " share a " doesn't draw you far enough away from the presumption that the OP owns the kebab.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Will new postboxes have C3PO embossed on them?

 

[Insel affe]

Chilli sauce and mayo topping is an abomination shirley?

Heathen

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Oh come on...it wasn't that bad.




Was it?

Guessing you are new to these threads!

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Let's get away from the doom and gloom for a minute, shall we?


I like to think I'm quite a friendly, kind, sort of bloke.
But last night I tried to share a lovely chicken kebab with chilli sauce, and lovely mayo topping with some poor homeless bloke.
He told me to piss off and buy my own.

Not surprised I bet it was a kofte purchase for him