[Humour] Joke du Jour

[AmexRuislip]

A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The assistant carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter.



"That's one too many!" says the customer.




The assistant replies, "It's a freebie."

 

[banjo]

I thought it was the one about Biss going to Villa.

 

[Is it PotG?]

I've never seen a pet shop selling bees.

When you say 'count out 13 on the counter', were they dead?

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

A fumble bee.

 

[Muzzman]

I thought it was the one about Biss going to Villa.

Free Biss?

 

[Dave the hatosaurus]

man walks into a pet shop and says to the owner i'd like to buy a wasp please . To which he replies i'm sorry sir we don't sell wasps
man says " but you've got one in the window " ........
(i'll get my coat )

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

man walks into a pet shop and says to the owner i'd like to buy a wasp please . To which he replies i'm sorry sir we don't sell wasps
man says " but you've got one in the window " ........
(i,ll get my coat )

Oh do buzz off !

 

[Pavilionaire]

A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The assistant carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter.



"That's one too many!" says the customer.




The assistant replies, "It's a freebie."

Technically, the assistant should have asked the customer if he was a baker first, in which case 14 bees would have been required to fulfil the contract. <Consumer Rights Act 2015>

 

[studio150]

man walks into a pet shop and says to the owner i'd like to buy a wasp please . To which he replies i'm sorry sir we don't sell wasps
man says " but you've got one in the window " ........
(i'll get my coat )

Tommy Cooper at his best

 

[Dick Swiveller]

If life has taught me anything, it is there is no such thing as a free bee.

 

[Jack Straw]

How much did they cost? If they were more than 50p each, he's been stung.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Whilst I applaud the generosity being shown by the shop keeper, you have to question the ethics and practicalities of selling bees over the counter like this.

 

[Icy Gull]

I’d pay good money to watch the shop keeper count out bees on the counter (from the inside of my bee suit), probably more than the 13 bees cost in fact

 

[Bry Nylon]

A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The assistant carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter.



"That's one too many!" says the customer.




The assistant replies, "It's a freebie."

I think I know the shop. Man went in there and asked for a goldfish.

Shopkeeper: "Would you like an aquarium?"
Customer: "So long as it's a goldfish I don't care what star sign it is."

 

[CheeseRolls]

A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The assistant carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter.



"That's one too many!" says the customer.




The assistant replies, "It's a freebie."

Did he ask for bees, because he already had hives?

Would he not have been better off going to see a pharmacist?

 

[Russconha]

Don't worry, bee happy

 

[smillie's garden]

Did he ask for bees, because he already had hives?

Would he not have been better off going to see a pharmacist?

Mind your own beeswax.

 

[Gabbafella]

I've never seen a pet shop selling bees.

When you say 'count out 13 on the counter', were they dead?.

Dead? Possibly ghosts?

Boo Bees.