[Humour] Joke du Jour

[AmexRuislip]

Breaking news....

Nelly the Elephant has tested positive for Coronavirus.
When asked where she got it from,





















TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP she replied

 

[Blue3]

Sorry I refuse to pull this apart

 

[Is it PotG?]

How would she know that Donald was the sauce?

She may have encountered many contagious folk recently, her keeper being one.

Can elephants actually get this virus?

 

[The Large One]

Coronavirus is not known to be contagious amongst pachyderms, not is it known for them to be carriers. Indeed, is the test the same as for humans?

There is also the concern that, as perverted and twisted as he might be, any recent proximity between Nellie and Trump is highly dubious. It's possible he grabbed her during this sexual assault, and later bragged about it, but the likelihood of POTUS45 coming off worse is high.

If she is in proximity to humans, does she know Trump was the only source? We know he is spending his time de-uncovidising the White House at present, but is that where Nellie would have caught it?

Bit too much ambiguity for her to make a definitive assumption there.

Oh, and a f*cking talking elephant? Jesus...

 

[Eeyore]

To give you the TRUNKATED version of my thoughts and will to take you to TUSK on this.

IVORYeal suspicion it's a tall TAIL.

 

[Blue3]

. is the test the same as for humans?

Imagine the length of the nasal swab if it were

 

[KZNSeagull]

Keeping Elephants in captivity is beyond cruel. I hope that she gave it to all the buggers that kept her at the circus before she packed her trunk and left.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Hopefully she shat all over the orange halfwit like that elephant on Blue Peter.

Best of luck to her. Pretty sure a large pachyderm has a better chance of surviving the virus than an obese, amphetamine addled septuagenarian.

Fingers crossed.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

. is the test the same as for humans?

Imagine the length of the nasal swab if it were

Swab team ready?

 

[Winker]

Wouldn't she have herd immunity?

 

[The Clamp]

Wouldn't she have herd immunity?

Superb. Superb.

 

[neilbard]

Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands? Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake.

 

[neilbard]

Day 121 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”

 

[neilbard]

Donald: "Our country needs to build roads, bridges..."
Hillary: "Well maybe if you paid your income taxes we could." #debate

 

[hart's shirt]

Nelly the Elephant has tested positive for Coronavirus.
When asked where she got it from,

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP she replied

Disney is considering making a live action movie of this.

The working title is Dumbo and Dumber.


But it's still possible that the European Council are in some way responsible for Nelly's affliction.

Suspicion rests on former president Donald Tusk.

 

[Russconha]

In this day and age we need less Nellie the Elephant and more Lilly the Pink.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Breaking news....

Nelly the Elephant has tested positive for Coronavirus.
When asked where she got it from,





















TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP she replied

Can many elephants understand and speak English?

 

[zefarelly]

I was chatting to my French friend and he said the treatment of Nellie was Babar-ic

 

[el punal]

Breaking news....

Nelly the Elephant has tested positive for Coronavirus.
When asked where she got it from,





















TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP she replied

Tusk! Tusk!