[Humour] Joke du Jour

[bardo]

Guy came up to me in the pub and asked me if I'd help with some "subterranean work, nudge, nudge". Don't know if it's legal or not but I reckon if the authorities get to hear about it there'll be fireworks tonight! Boom, boom!

 

[Is it PotG?]

Maybe he was offering some sort of mining or fracking job. Might have been legit.

 

[Pevenseagull]

If your user name was 'Catesby' this might work. However, it isn't so it doesn't.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

That can't be right, he'd need to know you had a right to work in the UK and would need to see some formal identification / permit first.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Guy came up to me in the pub and asked me if I'd help with some "subterranean work, nudge, nudge". Don't know if it's legal or not but I reckon if the authorities get to hear about it there'll be fireworks tonight! Boom, boom!

Ah Bardo. You were close with this joke but one step further and you would have been there.

#onefortheteenagers