[Humour] Joke du jour

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?














It's because proper tea is theft.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Proper t is theft!

 

[Jack Straw]

How can that be right? I only drink proper tea, or coffee if I fancy a change. I always pay for it, so it can't be theft. It's available in all supermarkets. I just don't understand this.

 

[Lewes Punk]

The phrase 'property is theft' was actually written by the French anarchist Proudhon.

So, the joke would be much better, if it went "Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea".