[Humour] Joke du Jour.

[Jack Straw]

Last night, I went to watch a kangaroo performing mime artistry. He did the "Walking against the wind", "Pushing the heavy wardrobe", and finished his act with the well known classic "Walking in to an invisible wall". You won't see a better act than Marcel Marsupial.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Personally speaking, I think the exploitation of dumb animals for the gratification and entertainment of humans is appalling.

 

[Normal Rob]

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said 'thanks'
I said 'don't mention it'

 

[Is it PotG?]

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said 'thanks'
I said 'don't mention it'

But why wouldn't it be mentioned? What is the elephant for?

 

[essbee1]

Last night, I went to watch a kangaroo performing mime artistry. He did the "Walking against the wind", "Pushing the heavy wardrobe", and finished his act with the well known classic "Walking in to an invisible wall". You won't see a better act than Marcel Marsupial.

Hold on a second. Where did the kangaroo train and was it classically? I don't know of any courses that would let an Antipodean animal of this ilk enrol just like that.

 

[Dick Head]

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said 'thanks'
I said 'don't mention it'

But why wouldn't it be mentioned? What is the elephant for?

Stop avoiding the subject. What about the kangaroo? There. I said it.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Last night, I went to watch a kangaroo performing mime artistry. He did the "Walking against the wind", "Pushing the heavy wardrobe", and finished his act with the well known classic "Walking in to an invisible wall". You won't see a better act than Marcel Marsupial.

Did you notice the uncanny silimarity in name to Marcel Marceau? Uncanny, because he also is a mime artist. This casts doubt on the whole story for me. I'm out.

 

[Eggmundo]

Did you notice the uncanny silimarity in name to Marcel Marceau? Uncanny, because he also is a mime artist. This casts doubt on the whole story for me. I'm out.

Now you've pointed that out, I too am suspicious of the whole story.

 

[AmexRuislip]

You'll pwallably be arrested for that joke!

 

[essbee1]

You'll pwallably be arrested for that joke!

Let's not jump to any conclusions here.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Last night, I went to watch a kangaroo performing mime artistry. He did the "Walking against the wind", "Pushing the heavy wardrobe", and finished his act with the well known classic "Walking in to an invisible wall". You won't see a better act than Marcel Marsupial.

That is koality

 

[AmexRuislip]

Let's not jump to any conclusions here.

Ok, I'll Skippy onto another thread!

 

[murciagull]

Still waiting for the pouch line

 

[el punal]

Did you notice the uncanny silimarity in name to Marcel Marceau? Uncanny, because he also is a mime artist. This casts doubt on the whole story for me. I'm out.

Sounds like . . . no, that’s wrong as well.

 

[pasty]

I think you must be joeyking

 

[Easy 10]

Personally speaking, I think the exploitation of dumb animals for the gratification and entertainment of humans is appalling.

And yet the ratings for Love Island are through the roof.

 

[Bodian]

Last night, I went to watch a kangaroo performing mime artistry. He did the "Walking against the wind", "Pushing the heavy wardrobe", and finished his act with the well known classic "Walking in to an invisible wall". You won't see a better act than Marcel Marsupial.

Not much of an act really, as Kangaroos can't talk in the first place. I think you were conned.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said 'thanks'
I said 'don't mention it'

Buying an elephant for room is just ridiculous, surely they take up room?

 

[Normal Rob]

Buying an elephant for room is just ridiculous, surely they take up room?

sshhh

 

[smillie's garden]

Was Marcel pushing the wardrobe to make room for the gray creature with the long snoz?