Joke du Jour

[narly101]

I went for an interview at a Blacksmiths yesterday.

He asked "Are you any good at shoeing horses?"

I said "No, but I once told a Donkey to **** off"


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I'm here all week, try the veal.

 

[murciagull]

Was It Leon Best

 

[AmexRuislip]

The man who invented predictive text died this week.
His funeral will take place next monkey!

 

[Gazwag]

You must be desperate going for a job interview like that, its quite specialised work and if you have never done it before I doubt they will employ you, have you been out of work long

 

[Uh_huh_him]

You seem a sensible fellow.

I doubt very much you would have usual foul language in a job interview.
That would have seriously affected your chances of being offered the position.

 

[skipper734]

I doubt if this is true. Have you ever had to catch a horse? It's difficult enough to catch them let alone shoe them, and as for Donkeys.

 

[Postman Pat]

I'm not sure why he was asking about irrelevant experience, a Blacksmith makes the shoes, a Farrier will be the person who fits them.

It doesn't sound like a professional organisation and I would suggest you are better off looking for employment in another role.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Could also get a riveting job in forging art.

 

[Bolton va va]

I bought a dog from a blacksmith and as soon as we got home, it made a bolt for the door.

 

[grubbyhands]

I bought a dog from a blacksmith and as soon as we got home, it made a bolt for the door.

Then it made a spring for my balls.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Then it made a spring for my balls.

What kind of balls would you use a spring on?