Joke Du Jour

[Spun Cuppa]

They're holding a charity disco for that woman killed in Tenerife

Tenner a head, and a fiver without...

 

[seagullsdaz]

The lengths people go to win swimming races

 

[Colossal Squid]

The wife has been missing a week now.
Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I went to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

That was a genuine LOL from me. I'm having that

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

They're holding a charity disco for that woman killed in Tenerife

Tenner a head, and a fiver without...

They've just released a new brand of Shampoo in that Tenerife supermarket.

Shoulders.

 

[brakespear]

The wife has been missing a week now.
Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I went to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker.
Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

bravo

 

[Lurker]

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on.
I said "You're pulling my leg" ......

 

[Lurker]

What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One’s a superhero .. and the other is an instruction.

 

[Lurker]

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning.
Can you believe that 2:30am?!

Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes....