Joke du jour

[Spun Cuppa]

Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked and wanking in front of a tractor

Mick says, 'f***ing hell Paddy, what are you doing?'

Paddy says, 'Well, me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom department lately, and the therapist recommended I did something sexy to attract her...'

 

[tedebear]

I will admit that following a shite week at work I did have to read that a few times before I got it

 

[Marc]

haha like it

 

[Bill Cassidy's tie up]

Also like!
Mick and Paddy were also donating sperm at a London clinic, but unfortunately Mick missed the tube and Paddy came on the Bus

 

[Scoffers]

Boom boom, quite funny, made me snigger anyhow

 

[seagullwedgee]

Mick and Paddy were also walking home from the pub one day, and they saw a sign which read "Tree Fellers Wanted".

Paddy turned to Mick and said "What a shame Seamus aint with us, we could have got that job".

 

[Kazenga <3]

but took me a while

 

[Skint Gull]

Longest time ever taken to get a joke but nevertheless