Ding Dong !
Boy I'm HOT today !
My wife just found out she's adopted.
She's devastated and keeps asking
'Why didn't they want me.' I comforted her
and after a while, still crying she asked me to make
love to her, which led to more tears.
On reflection banging her up the arse and shouting
'WHO'S YOUR DADDY' was a little insensitive.
I was at a party last night and the DJ played that
song - oh sit down by James ! so we all sat down !
he then played - jump around ! We all jumped around
Then he put on - come on eileen !..........
I got kicked out !!
She's devastated and keeps asking
'Why didn't they want me.' I comforted her
and after a while, still crying she asked me to make
love to her, which led to more tears.
On reflection banging her up the arse and shouting
'WHO'S YOUR DADDY' was a little insensitive.
I was at a party last night and the DJ played that
song - oh sit down by James ! so we all sat down !
he then played - jump around ! We all jumped around
Then he put on - come on eileen !..........
I got kicked out !!