joke du jour

[seagullwedgee]

Vicar checks in at a hotel.

Signs all the paperwork, books a paper and an early morning call.

Receptionist says "enjoy your stay".

Vic walks off towards the lift but then realises there was one more thing...

"I do hope the porn channel in my room is disabled" he says to the receptionist.

"No, it's normal porn as in all our bedrooms, you sick bastard..."

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

Vicar checks in at a hotel.

Signs all the paperwork, books a paper and an early morning call.

Receptionist says "enjoy your stay".

Vic walks off towards the lift but then realises there was one more thing...

"I do hope the porn channel in my room is disabled" he says to the receptionist.

"No, it's normal porn as in all our bedrooms, you sick bastard..."

6 / 10, A small laugh......

 

[Juan Albion]

That's really insulting to hotel receptionists.

 

[Captain Pugwash]

Brought a grin, nothing more

 

[matildaseagull]

I am unsure what the receptionist means by "normal porn". Surely one's preference in porn is a personal one. We can't all be into squealing piglets dressed up in sparkly leotards being roughly shagged in a dirty sty while the Wurzels play "Combine Harvester" in the background can we? Though I pity those who aren't ...

 

[seagullwedgee]

OK, geezer goes into a chemist and asks for a box of 24 viagra tablets.

Pharmacist looks at him suspiciously and say "have you got a prescription for that?".

Geezer says "No I haven't. But will this photo of my wife do?"

 

[Northstander]

Is the porn free or locked in each room?

 

[Skint Gull]

OK, geezer goes into a chemist and asks for a box of 24 viagra tablets.

Pharmacist looks at him suspiciously and say "have you got a prescription for that?".

Geezer says "No I haven't. But will this photo of my wife do?"

 

[seagullsoverlincoln]

Vicar checks in at a hotel.

Signs all the paperwork, books a paper and an early morning call.

Receptionist says "enjoy your stay".

Vic walks off towards the lift but then realises there was one more thing...

"I do hope the porn channel in my room is disabled" he says to the receptionist.

"No, it's normal porn as in all our bedrooms, you sick bastard..."

Nice one, I thought it was great

 

[Spun Cuppa]

OK, geezer goes into a chemist and asks for a box of 24 viagra tablets.

Pharmacist looks at him suspiciously and say "have you got a prescription for that?".

Geezer says "No I haven't. But will this photo of my wife do?"

You've heard of a two-bagger!?

We now have the 100/200/300mg..er

 

[Cloughie]

I am unsure what the receptionist means by "normal porn". Surely one's preference in porn is a personal one. We can't all be into squealing piglets dressed up in sparkly leotards being roughly shagged in a dirty sty while the Wurzels play "Combine Harvester" in the background can we? Though I pity those who aren't ...

Thats class

 

[simon195]

OK, geezer goes into a chemist and asks for a box of 24 viagra tablets.

Pharmacist looks at him suspiciously and say "have you got a prescription for that?".

Geezer says "No I haven't. But will this photo of my wife do?"

i brought some of them viagra eye drops, they make me look hard... think ill put some in for villa game !!