Joke du jour

[surrey jim]

whats the difference between the champions league and a chocolate orange??































ones not Terrys

 

[RM-Taylor]

 

[Pavilionaire]

Lame. Real lame.

 

[Mendoza]

how about this

 

[Northstander]

And so it begins!

 

[beorhthelm]

i sure it went down well in the school playground.

 

[csider]

how shit.

 

[Djmiles]

Obviously a few closet Chelsea fans here!

I like it

 

[Shegull]

Obviously a few closet Chelsea fans here!

I like it

Me too in fact I liked both of these

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I love nothing more than an apple cream pie...

Just have to be careful Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow don't find out

 

[Mendoza]

Smirnoff have brought out a new drink

Terry's Vodka - bottled in Moscow

 

[User removed 4]

im a chelsea fan and lets face it there mildly amusing , sme of them very amusing, if you dish it out then youve got to take it

 

[sully]

Smirnoff have bought out a new drink

Terry's Vodka - bottled in Moscow

BRought

 

[Seagullible]

he says on a Brighton message board

 

[Mendoza]

BRought

now changed, new i should have used ctrl c + ctrl v

 

[sully]

now changed, new i should have used ctrl c + ctrl v

It's up there with teh in the typo league, i reckon!

 

[Nemesis]

now changed, new i should have used ctrl c + ctrl v

knew

 

[Mendoza]

knew

 

[User removed 4]

he says on a Brighton message board

born in london , went to school there , moved down here when i was younger , always supported chelsea as it was one of those families and in fact areas where chelsea was just who you supported, but obviously have a place for the seagulls in my heart, and fred binney was one of my first heroes ( whatever happened to him ?) so according to seagullible i shouldnrt be posting or even on this forum ?

 

[Seagullible]

born in london , went to school there , moved down here when i was younger , always supported chelsea as it was one of those families and in fact areas where chelsea was just who you supported, but obviously have a place for the seagulls in my heart, and fred binney was one of my first heroes ( whatever happened to him ?) so according to seagullible i shouldnrt be posting or even on this forum ?

think you got me wrong, look at what I quoted