AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
I asked the wife if there was anything available online for a massive penis.
She got me a pair of slippers and a pipe.
She got me a pair of slippers and a pipe.
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- Thread starter AmexRuislip
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She's assumed you were the "massive penis".
I'm not really sure what the point of your post was. Are you complaining about what she bought you? I mean, fair enough. Who the f*ck smokes a pipe these days? They're even worse for you than cigarettes.
I'm not really sure what the point of your post was. Are you complaining about what she bought you? I mean, fair enough. Who the f*ck smokes a pipe these days? They're even worse for you than cigarettes.
- Jul 10, 2003
- 28,508
Might have worked better if you had used a derogatory term for Penis rather than it's biological term. Like Dick, Cock, Bellend etc 
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 73,299
I'm not sure you should be encouraging your wife to google 'massive penis'
hart's shirt
Well-known member
It's more than a little alarming that your wife was confused between penile abnormality and the stereotypical accoutrements of old age. To the average bystander, they would seem to have little in common.
In light of this, perhaps you could try asking her if there's anything available online for accessories in keeping with old age and see what she suggests.
Unless you have use for them, I daresay that the slippers and pipe can be resold or donated to a worthy cause in due course.
In light of this, perhaps you could try asking her if there's anything available online for accessories in keeping with old age and see what she suggests.
Unless you have use for them, I daresay that the slippers and pipe can be resold or donated to a worthy cause in due course.
What size are the slippers?
Insel affe
HellBilly
what exactly does one buy a massive penis anyway ?
A dry robe ?
Not a fan myself....
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Gazwag
5 millionth post poster
You might be able to pick up a ticket for the away end on Friday night, be full of them, like it was last Saturday so you will feel at home
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
Has your wife had her hearing checked lately?
Going by what she did, she may have thought you said "Get me anything useful, in time for this Christmas."?
Going by what she did, she may have thought you said "Get me anything useful, in time for this Christmas."?
1066familyman
Radio User
- Jan 15, 2008
- 15,373
They come in three sizes.... small, medium and liar.
Dorset Seagull
Once Dolphin, Now Seagull
Woman went for her 60th birthday health check and husband asked how it went.
“He said I have the breasts of a 20 yr old and a body of an 18 year old“ she said
Husband said “What did he say about your 60 year old twat”
Wife “ He never mentioned you”
“He said I have the breasts of a 20 yr old and a body of an 18 year old“ she said
Husband said “What did he say about your 60 year old twat”
Wife “ He never mentioned you”
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
I trust that any online purchases were completed via the NSC Amazon link
US Seagull
Well-known member
It reminds me of the (very) old joke:
What do rich trophy wives do with their assholes before sex?
Drop them off at the golf course.
What do rich trophy wives do with their assholes before sex?
Drop them off at the golf course.