el punal
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Two lads, Harry and Bert, are driving in the works van when they notice they’re getting low on fuel. They pull into a petrol station to fill up. Bert gets out to operate the pump and then goes into the kiosk to pay where he sees a notice saying “Free Sex When You Buy Fuel From Us”.
Bert pays for the fuel and asks the bloke behind the counter about the notice. It’s a competition, says the bloke, to win you have to nominate a number between one and ten and if you select the correct number then you get the prize. Alright, says Bert, I’ll go for five. Sorry, says the bloke, the winning number is six.
Bert leaves and tells Harry all about it. A few days later they pull into the same petrol station, this time Harry volunteers to fill up. He goes to pay and asks the petrol station bloke that he wants to enter the competition. Knowing what happened with Bert he chooses six as his selected number. Sorry, says the bloke, the winning number is five.
Later on Harry is at home with his wife and tells her of the petrol station saga. Ooh, she says, I know where you mean. I’ve been three times and I’ve got the winning number every time!
Bert pays for the fuel and asks the bloke behind the counter about the notice. It’s a competition, says the bloke, to win you have to nominate a number between one and ten and if you select the correct number then you get the prize. Alright, says Bert, I’ll go for five. Sorry, says the bloke, the winning number is six.
Bert leaves and tells Harry all about it. A few days later they pull into the same petrol station, this time Harry volunteers to fill up. He goes to pay and asks the petrol station bloke that he wants to enter the competition. Knowing what happened with Bert he chooses six as his selected number. Sorry, says the bloke, the winning number is five.
Later on Harry is at home with his wife and tells her of the petrol station saga. Ooh, she says, I know where you mean. I’ve been three times and I’ve got the winning number every time!
