[Humour] Joke de jour

[SouthCoastOwl]

My mate's going to a fancy dress party at the weekend dressed as a Liverpool player, well he is the spitting image of Jamie Carragher.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Would this be members of the current squad?

 

[MattBackHome]

My mate's going to a fancy dress party at the weekend dressed as a Liverpool player, well he is the spitting image of Jamie Carragher.

Sensible choice of fancy dress, if he does so resemble Carra.

 

[The Large One]

Does dressing up as a Liverpool player count as 'fancy'?

Why does 'your mate' need to wear a Liverpool kit if he already looks like Jamie Carragher?

It's not Carragher's image that spat, it was Carragher himself.

Wrong. All wrong.

 

[SweatyMexican]

Is he going as a full spit w *****?

 

[Jack Straw]

If he really, really does look like him, he could consider registering with a Look-a-Like agency. You can make quite good money.

 

[grubbyhands]

Is he going as a full spit w *****?

Quality, good effort.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Was it your mate that did the spitting?

 

[McTavish]

Jamie Carragher is no longer a Liverpool player so dressing up in a Lverpool kit would be a mistake. He should dress in a slightly shiny, dark, single-breasted suit with a narrow dark tie.

 

[B-right-on]

My mate's going to a fancy dress party at the weekend dressed as a Liverpool player, well he is the spitting image of Jamie Carragher.

Makes me feel a bit greeney.

 

[The Large One]

He;d probably need to carry a small person around as a target to spit at too - and that could lead to all sorts of issues. Don't even go there.