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Johnson self isolating after contact with Covid-19 positive MP
- Thread starter vegster
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“On Thursday Mr Johnson spent about 35 minutes with Tory MP Lee Anderson, who lost his sense of taste the next day.”
I’d suggest he lost his sense of taste a day earlier.
I’d suggest he lost his sense of taste a day earlier.
Once again, the powers-that-be fail to lead by example. One rule for them, another for us.
Take a look at the meeting photo. No masks, in a room for 35mins, no social distancing, non-essential meeting in person etc.
However, this is par for the course for the nasty self interested buffoon. Johnson has done a lot worse and will do a lot worse than this particular failing.
I doubt he’ll catch it again but it might put his latest muse off for a while.
Take a look at the meeting photo. No masks, in a room for 35mins, no social distancing, non-essential meeting in person etc.
However, this is par for the course for the nasty self interested buffoon. Johnson has done a lot worse and will do a lot worse than this particular failing.
I doubt he’ll catch it again but it might put his latest muse off for a while.
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Corrected for you.
- Jul 10, 2003
- 27,791
I've just read this
Boris Johnson has said his body “is bursting with antibodies” after he was forced into self-isolation on Sunday night
What sort of fool would introduce rules that force the UK PM into self-isolation when he's full of antibodies .................... oh
Boris Johnson has said his body “is bursting with antibodies” after he was forced into self-isolation on Sunday night
What sort of fool would introduce rules that force the UK PM into self-isolation when he's full of antibodies .................... oh
Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
- 9,539
Are you saying that (Groans internally) Carrie doesn't live there anymore?
Grombleton
Surrounded by <div>s
- Dec 31, 2011
- 7,356
Bursting like Mr Creosote?
nicko31
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35 mins with our northern hard man? If you sleep with dogs you will catch fleas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LmS9CzAY_s
- Jul 10, 2003
- 27,791
It's yet another scene from the Thick of it, playing out for real. You can picture the scene, Johnson and Princess Nut Nut curled up on the sofa.
Johnson : 'Oops I did it again. I've been hanging around with someone who just tested positive for Covid and I ignored all those silly rules'.
Princess Nut Nut : Well here's your opportunity to show your empathy with the British people. Say you're as fit as a fiddle, you're full of antibodies, but you have to stick to the same silly old rules as everyone else and self-isolate. It distances you from that nasty Cummings and makes you look normal'
Now normally at this point Cummings would intercede.
Cummings: How many f***ing times do I have to tell you Johnson, you f***ing moron. You were the f***ing **** that introduced those f***ing rules. If you say that everyone will know you're a f***ing moron. FFS
But without Cummings
Johnson : Sounds wonderful Darling. Can you write that down for me ?
Johnson : 'Oops I did it again. I've been hanging around with someone who just tested positive for Covid and I ignored all those silly rules'.
Princess Nut Nut : Well here's your opportunity to show your empathy with the British people. Say you're as fit as a fiddle, you're full of antibodies, but you have to stick to the same silly old rules as everyone else and self-isolate. It distances you from that nasty Cummings and makes you look normal'
Now normally at this point Cummings would intercede.
Cummings: How many f***ing times do I have to tell you Johnson, you f***ing moron. You were the f***ing **** that introduced those f***ing rules. If you say that everyone will know you're a f***ing moron. FFS
But without Cummings
Johnson : Sounds wonderful Darling. Can you write that down for me ?
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Birdie Boy
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- Jun 17, 2011
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Masks are not required when meeting someone to do with work, it's in shops.
Clearly social distancing.
How do you know it is a non - essential meeting?
and that's clearly working well them!!!
portslade seagull
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Anything to knock Boris. My wife had to self isolate as advised by the App, trouble is it doesn't advise where it happened just to isolate for 7 days.
- Jul 10, 2003
- 27,791
Of course we don't know what they were doing and whether it was essential or not. Johnson may have been performing a Root Canal filling, checking for fractures or unexpected swellings
sick or performing an eye test ?But, just between you and me, I think they were probably talking.
Now I personally would use Zoom the middle of a 21st century pandemic but maybe, like my elderly Mother, he's a complete technophobe
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Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Boris? He's not your mate. Did you call the previous PM, Theresa?
portslade seagull
Well-known member
No he is not, just refer to him that way. There are a lot of sore heads on NSC for the next 3yrs who want to blame everything on the government. I'm not one of them. Maybe look at the uni students and other leftist leaning groups who have continued to go out and have marches to boot. Then they blame the government when they catch it. Simples don't break the rules and stick to them like i and many others do
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
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It's yet another scene from the Thick of it, playing out for real. You can picture the scene, Johnson and Princess Nut Nut curled up on the sofa.
Johnson : 'Oops I did it again. I've been hanging around with someone who just tested positive for Covid and I ignored all those silly rules'.
Princess Nut Nut : Well here's your opportunity to show your empathy with the British people. Say you're as fit as a fiddle, you're full of antibodies, but you have to stick to the same silly old rules as everyone else and self-isolate. It distances you from that nasty Cummings and makes you look normal'
Now normally at this point Cummings would intercede.
Cummings: How many f***ing times do I have to tell you Johnson, you f***ing moron. You were the f***ing **** that introduced those f***ing rules. If you say that everyone will know you're a f***ing moron. FFS
But without Cummings
Johnson : Sounds wonderful Darling. Can you write that down for me ?
BJ attempts to regain the moral high ground and put clear distance between the New Order and the Cummings Regime with the simple stage-managed press statement 'The Prime Minister is following the rules and self-isolating'. Public are being played. At least they would be, if anyone much cared anymore
Deportivo Seagull
I should coco
If I can wear a mask in the office in a meeting room even though we are two meters apart then Boris can as well. If he hasn’t got the sense to take these precautions then what the **** is he doing.
He is already caught it once because he didn’t follow the rules, you would have thought he’d know better. He’s worse than a school kid.
Trying whataboutism on this is quite frankly a stupid and just about deflection.
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Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Don't believe all you read in the papers. My granddaughter is at uni, and have been threatened with fines and being expelled if they break the rules.
Why is it the leftist leaning groups you are accusing of going on marches? From reports I have seen, it seems to be older brexit party types who are protesting about wearing masks and Keep Britain Free.
I don't see many students in Bristol attacking the police.