Johnson self isolating after contact with Covid-19 positive MP

[Stat Brother]

In 2 weeks time he'll accidentally lick another Covid sufferer and with a heavy heart be forced back to self isolation.

 

[atomised]

In 2 weeks time he'll accidentally lick another Covid sufferer and with a heavy heart be forced back to self isolation.

He's just blagging an extended Christmas break then.

 

[sparkie]

Oh please let him get it again. Would be one of the few good things this year.

If you mean let him have to claim to have had it twice... then yes.

To actually have it twice.... not so good... we don't want 'getting it twice' to become too much of a common medical occurrence.

 

[sparkie]

With Cummings gone and Carrie, Boris self-isolating who the f*ck is running the country?

Putin.

 

[Swansman]

Putin.

Or lizards!

Either way possibly a bit of an improvement.

 

[Chicken Run]

Oh please let him get it again. Would be one of the few good things this year.

I started a response to this suggestion hoping similar for you but decided that made me as odious as you so changed my mind.

 

[Robinjakarta]

OOPS ! not a great weekend for our leader !

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54954698

Our what?

 

[beorhthelm]

Oh please let him get it again. Would be one of the few good things this year.

not really, high profile confirmation that reinfection occurs will make our response to the virus much stricter. add to that wishing a life threatening disease on anyone is pretty shitty thing.

 

[nicko31]

I do wonder what "Labour Camp" Lee and Bojo were discussing?

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Good way to duck Nut Nuts and No Deal scrutiny.

 

[Poojah]

not really, high profile confirmation that reinfection occurs will make our response to the virus much stricter. add to that wishing a life threatening disease on anyone is pretty shitty thing.

This, basically. Don’t get me wrong, as a political leader I find Johnson self serving and grossly incompetent, however I’d stop well short of wishing severe illness on the bloke.

Put to one side his status, he is still someone’s son, husband, father. I’m hoping and praying everyone I hold dear escapes serious illness in the coming months - to simultaneously wish ill on someone else would be crass.

 

[nicko31]

Good way to duck Nut Nuts and No Deal scrutiny.

Don't worry the WTO will do that

 

[Barham's tash]

Anyone else thinking this is all so he doesn’t have to go home to Carry and the baby?!

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Chris Grayling to step up his duties according to Westminster sources.

Failing Grayling? What could possibly go wrong?

 

[vegster]

If she has any sense she'll decamp to the conservatory and not have to endure the fat oaf bouncing up and down on her for a fortnight.

Apparently, Princess Nut Nuts is in the clear, Johnson has to self isolate AWAY from her, time to chillax to a few series of Friends or GoT ... whichever seems more appropriate.

 

[zefarelly]

With Cummings gone and Carrie, Boris self-isolating who the f*ck is running the country?

No ones better than any of those 3.

 

[Motogull]

It would take a special level of dumb to catch it twice.

 

[NooBHA]

Instead of Self Isolation. Can he not just get a Test to see if he has contracted the Virus again. And if he hasn't. Surely he can continue working. That's what people working for the NHS are doing.

If anyone else had as much holiday and sick leave. They would have been hauled before a Tribunal and sacked by now.

Him and his Pal Donald. They seem to love the Status and Power that go with their jobs. But they both seem a bit " workshy "

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Funny. I joked when the Cummings shit was hitting the fan last week that Boris would probably go AWOL
again. And here we are!

 

[Thunder Bolt]

It would take a special level of dumb to catch it twice.

He was contacted by Track & Trace which proves it is a world beating system. Cynical, moi?