John Leslies Bird

[GUNTER]

f***ING HELL....it's ABBIE TITmus!!

She's well nice (and according to the press, he's not well hung so why is she with him)?

Lets see some topless shots of this young vixen in the Sun!

 

[GUNTER]

I'd bang TITmus!

 

[CAFC Matt]

Anyone got a pic

 

[GUNTER]

Here she is.

 

[GUNTER]

More!

 

[GUNTER]

Anyone who says they would not bang that is GAY!

 

[the right footed denilson]

shes ok!!

but some of u need to get laid!!!

 

[Safeway]

I would, definitely. Got a touch of the Amanda Holdens about her.

She's probably into really rough sex as well, what with her boyfriend being a rapist and all. You could knock her about and all sorts.

He's not a rapist? Oh, okay. Still would though.

 

[El Presidente]

He was never accused of rape, just indecent assault.

Why a 26 year old blonde nurse would want anything to do with a 38 year old talentless fat coke sniffing tosser is another issue

 

[Wozza]

Very ordinary. Not a great face, poorly defined waist etc etc.

Better down my local on a Friday night. FACT.

 

[the right footed denilson]

top shout wozza

typical daily star brid, they put her on the front she becomes fit.

is she??

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Jesus Wozza - Where's your local then?

 

[Safeway]

Come off it, Wozza. I've never seen any nice birds at the Kemp Town soup kitchen of a Friday night. I think you're telling porkies.

 

[Exiled in Exeter]

She looks alright to me!

 

[Dunkstar]

MMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

 

[curly]

safeway seagull i think the birds you saw in kemp town had false tits and a pronounced adams apple as well as alot of stubble

 

[north stand falmer]

I'd crash her patio door in

 

[Marshy]

Id slip her a length of the Marsh if she begged me..

 

[JEM]

Money / status. That's always been the formula. How can you question it when Mick Hucknall regularly gets top totty?

And she's obviously a coke minx as he likes his snort. And coke minxes are dynamite between the sheets... as long as they don't OD

 

[Wozza]

Jesus Wozza - Where's your local then?

The Exhibit, nr Balham tube.

Home of great-looking, 20-something career girls every night of the week.