John Bishop

[crodonilson]

I know there are a lot of John Bishop fans on here. He's just released tickets for his 2017 tour and two dates in Brighton next October but get them quick because they are already flying out.

"I've got 3 teenage kids, well I did have 3 teenages kids until my eldest became 20 and now I've got 2 teenage kids and a man'

Sure to be good.

Hottest tickets in town

 

[Official Old Man]

Thanks, but says on sale Thursday.

EDIT used your link and got two. 383 days to go.

 

[crodonilson]

Thanks, but says on sale Thursday.

EDIT used your link and got two. 383 days to go.

Presale today, general sale tomorrow.

 

[Murray 17]

Each to their own. Can't stand people who over-emphasise a local accent.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

One word - tw@t

See also: McIntyre, Michael

 

[Nathan]

Each to their own. Can't stand people who over-emphasise a local accent.

Same as Sarah Millican.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

I'd rather eat my own shit than pay to watch that boring scouse ****.

 

[The Stout Yeoman]

I'd rather eat my own shit than pay to watch that boring scouse ****.

Now I'd pay to see that ....

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I'm really looking forward to reading all the people who feel the need to tell us they don't like a certain comedian.

I don't like raw celery, by the way.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Now I'd pay to see that ....

You can always subscribe to my YouTube channel [emoji12]

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Saw him in Cardiff a couple of years ago. It was ok

 

[Wellesley]

Nauseating scouse ****.

 

[Danny-Boy]

I used to work with someone called John Bishop years ago, he went down to Bomo to run a (franchised) Manpower office back in the 1970's. A really nice bloke. Sadly though no longer with us.

 

[Wellesley]

I used to work with someone called John Bishop years ago, he went down to Bomo to run a (franchised) Manpower office back in the 1970's. A really nice bloke. Sadly though no longer with us.

Interesting.

 

[Simon Morgan]

No one finds his jokes funnier than he does. Absolute bollocks.

 

[bhanutz]

No one finds his jokes funnier than he does. Absolute bollocks.

You have just described every Scouser I have ever known!

 

[Danny-Boy]

Interesting.

Don't mention it.

 

[studio150]

"I've got 3 teenage kids, well I did have 3 teenages kids until my eldest became 20 and now I've got 2 teenage kids and a man'

If that is the standard of one of his jokes it just reaffirms why I don't find him funny

 

[Lankyseagull]

I know there are a lot of John Bishop fans on here. He's just released tickets for his 2017 tour and two dates in Brighton next October but get them quick because they are already flying out.

"I've got 3 teenage kids, well I did have 3 teenages kids until my eldest became 20 and now I've got 2 teenage kids and a man'

Sure to be good.

Hottest tickets in town

I hard that one on a radio ad this morning and thought the last line was "now I've got 2 teenage kids and a BLOKE"

Either way, I didn't find it that funny.

 

[crodonilson]

I hard that one on a radio ad this morning and thought the last line was "now I've got 2 teenage kids and a BLOKE"

Either way, I didn't find it that funny.

He's obviously refined his material since his last tour.