[Albion] Joel Veltman song - Belinda Carlisle

[Shooting Star]

Sorry if somebody has already thought of this, but proposal for a new song for Joel, stolen from Rangers' John Lundstram song to the tune of Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven is a Place on Earth".



Lyrics for Lundstram's: "Ooo baby do you know what that's worth
John Lundstram is the best on earth
Silky scouser, just what we need,
He's gonna win us the Europa League."

For Joel: "Ooo baby do you know what that's worth
Joel Veltman is the best on earth
Sexy Dutchman, just what we need,
Stopping goals in the Premier League."

Last line might need some work and could change baby to Tony.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Always assumed Lundstram was Scandinavian, not a scouser!

 

[Originunknown]

I was out at Sexy Dutchman

 

[JonnyCLately]

Joel Veltman do you know what he's worth
900 thousand from Eredivisie
Sexy Dutchman, just what we need,
Stopping goals in the Premier League.

 

[Terry Butcher Tribute Act]

Quite a big chunk of fans have been singing this about Trossard in the last few away games

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[Milano]

Need to find a way of shoe horning in that he cost FIFTY times less than Wan Bissaka……

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Seems a bit over-elaborate to me. How's about instead tweaking the Beram Kayal song

Joel Joel
Joel Joel
Born is the king of the EPL

 

[Mr Bridger]

I was out at Sexy Dutchman

Same here.

 

[pasty]

Need to find a way of shoe horning in that he cost FIFTY times less than Wan Bissaka……

Oo baby do you know what he's worth
The best bargain on planet earth
Joel Veltman is a cracker
50 times cheaper than Wan Bissaka

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Sorry if somebody has already thought of this, but proposal for a new song for Joel, stolen from Rangers' John Lundstram song to the tune of Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven is a Place on Earth".



Lyrics for Lundstram's: "Ooo baby do you know what that's worth
John Lundstram is the best on earth
Silky scouser, just what we need,
He's gonna win us the Europa League."

For Joel: "Ooo baby do you know what that's worth
Joel Veltman is the best on earth
Sexy Dutchman, just what we need,
Stopping goals in the Premier League."

Last line might need some work and could change baby to Tony.

900k a steal indeed?

 

[Motogull]

Stopping goals in the Premier League."

Last line might need some work.

King of shithouse in the Premier League.?

 

[A1X]

I was out at Sexy Dutchman

Agreed. It's disrespectful to Davy Propper.

 

[Drebin]

He does need a song. My POTS.

 

[clarkey]

Joel V to the tune of Jolene, you work out the rest

 

[aolstudios]

He does need a song. My POTS.

Mine too.
More so every week

 

[aolstudios]

King of shithouse in the Premier League.?

I'm in ^

 

[Eeyore]

Why do other fans songs get copied ?

Is there a single original in our repertoire ?

I've often heard new songs then inevitably find they've been lifted from elsewhere.

 

[Happy Exile]

Ohh Joel Veltman he's on fire
Cost 1% of Harry Maguire