macbeth
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...prevented the opposition from keeping a clean sheet today in the Dutch second division 
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[Football] Jizz Hornkamp
- Thread starter macbeth
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AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
Program will have sticky pages 
Mo Gosfield
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- Aug 11, 2010
- 6,362
Haven't we learnt our lesson about Dutch strikers.
I think this could be a bit premature.
Wardy's twin
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- Oct 21, 2014
- 8,866
Forward and Right back seems heaven made for us
*Gullsworth*
My Hair is like his hair
Think he may of come of age today 
driller
my life my word
A salty tale.
Jizz who? Come again?
Wasn't he in the navy?
Not sure we can afford to spaff a bag load at the moment
Wasn't he in the navy?
Not sure we can afford to spaff a bag load at the moment
Jim Van Winkle
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You need a box of tissues whenever he’s on TV
nwgull
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I don’t give a shit. This bloke won’t cost much in fees or wages, and we can have player called Jizz Hornkamp in the squad. Everything about his name is Brighton: Jizz, Horn, Kamp.
Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
- 9,524
Need a fantasy team. Seaman in goal, obviously. Leeds' Koch. Stefan ****z. Dean Cox. I guess Areloa would have to be sub keeper. Managed by Hansi Flick who would bring Marcus Bean with him. Ryan Jack is not doing much at Rangers. Chinese superstar Hap Yi Nding. Playing at the Wankdorf stadium obvs.
*Disclaimer. One of these may not actually be a player.
Edit - looks like the swear filter doesn't like certain German footballers.
*Disclaimer. One of these may not actually be a player.
Edit - looks like the swear filter doesn't like certain German footballers.
El Sid
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My sauce tells me that the Stains have come in with a better offer.