Jimmy Melia caption competition

eastlondonseagull · Nov 9, 2006

SJ's Love Monkey · Nov 9, 2006

Do you fancy spending the night on my boat? You haven't got one Jimmy, yes i have you are looking at it luv!

Gritt23 · Nov 9, 2006

Mrs Melia never did believe that woman was part of Jimmy's ventriloquist act.

Tyrone Biggums · Nov 9, 2006

"I'm not feeling too well, i keep seeing letters in front of my eyes"

Les Biehn · Nov 9, 2006

Is that a canoe in your....oh that is a canoe.

Seagull Stew · Nov 9, 2006

That's it, just smile at the camera and nobody gets hurt.

malcolm prescott · Nov 9, 2006

its the white shoes put them on and the girls go crazy

bhaexpress · Nov 9, 2006

I'm not really trying to pick your pockets.

Tight shorts · Nov 9, 2006

"Surely I've scored here (sorry Smithy)"

Soul Finger · Nov 10, 2006

No, it was the toupee that blew off.

Everest · Nov 10, 2006

I'm sorry love. But you did tell me to stick my oar in.

ezmally · Nov 10, 2006

Even after he lost his leg in a freak accident skills like the hiemlich manouver still came second nature to Jimmy

Franks Wild Years · Nov 10, 2006

"I'm gonna monk all over your boat."

withdeanwombat · Nov 10, 2006

Which one is Jimmy?

Basil Fawlty · Nov 10, 2006

Does my boat look big in this?

Hiney · Nov 10, 2006

Gat your hands off my tits you bald prick

FamilyGuy · Nov 10, 2006

"I'd have given my right leg to see Gordon Smith score that bloody goal! :lolol:

rool · Nov 10, 2006

Nooooo I said go and grab that OAR over there