Jesus considered Brighton Manager role!

[twickers]

Jesus had been given permission by the Brighton fans to talk to the Seagulls, but a statement on the Brighton website confirmed that he is to remain in Heaven.

"Jesus had certainly caught my eye and we had a lengthy and interesting meeting," said Brighton chairman Dick Knight

"I don't think people understand the pressures that are put on League One Brighton's managers, it's not a role for me." said Jesus.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Michel's son or the chap boffing Madonna?

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Is that official?

 

[twickers]

Is that official?

Yes it's from a reliable source, you heard it here first, it's definate and will be out in the Sunday papers. I know a freind of the club who can't be disclosed he's such a reliable source and all that type stuff.

 

[twickers]

I don't know what happened, it's not in any of the Sunday papers! lol

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Sad to report that JC has also also turned us down. A short announcement was made by St. Peter at The Pearly Gates some 5 minutes ago. In a short statement, he announced that although the bearded 1 did have a great track record of performing miracles "he's got his f***ing limits"!

 

[twickers]

Sad to report that JC has also also turned us down. A short announcement was made by St. Peter at The Pearly Gates some 5 minutes ago. In a short statement, he announced that although the bearded 1 did have a great track record of performing miracles "he's got his f***ing limits"!

Oh it just get worse and worse. When will we ever get the rub of the green or God?

 

[Don Quixote]

The Pope is now being considered for the role.

 

[dougdeep]

How long before this thread is resurrected?

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Sad to report that JC has also also turned us down. A short announcement was made by St. Peter at The Pearly Gates some 5 minutes ago. In a short statement, he announced that although the bearded 1 did have a great track record of performing miracles "he's got his f***ing limits"!

 

[twickers]

How long before this thread is resurrected?

The first Sunday after the first full moon on or after the vernal equinox

 

[KVLT]

Sad to report that JC has also also turned us down. A short announcement was made by St. Peter at The Pearly Gates some 5 minutes ago. In a short statement, he announced that although the bearded 1 did have a great track record of performing miracles "he's got his f***ing limits"!

Lucky escape! A carpenter who got himself nailed to some planks could only be considered a liability anyway.

 

[cjd]

Lucky escape! A carpenter who got himself nailed to some planks could only be considered a liability anyway.

It what happens when you say things at the wrong time....!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Could do a job.

'And here's how we play the ball on the ground...'

 

[colinpants]

Bloody good job because hes shit at crosses.

 

[Hove Lagoonery]

The Pope is now being considered for the role.

Pope Hiney?
Mind you, JC was a decent player in his day. He had two Golden Boots!