Jeez

[Meade's Ball]

I don't ask for much, but on a man's birthday who recently played cards, whist or snap it was, near the hands of death, he deserves a special picture of someone fat with a boa constrictor slowly tightening its grip with his neck and handless arms.

I be 31 today. Ancient and unofficially unfunny now. The Queen, that wrinkly, crabby regina, sent me a letter to confirm that i ain't got the beans no more and woman just pity me from accident and the impression that in years to come i'll have a glassy eye that the doctors won't allow to wink.

Can i no longer have my own erection or genital edifice?

 

[cardboard]

Happy Birthday

 

[CHAPPERS]

Happy birthday Andy.

xx

 

[Hampden Park]

many happy returns

 

[Da Man Clay]

 

[*Gullsworth*]

many happy returns

Fellow Cancerian.......Happy Birthday Fella:dance:

 

[Dandyman]

Many happy returns.

 

[John Boy]

Happy birthday

 

[Meade's Ball]

I've reached an age in which the postman delivered two bills through the rusty letterbox and my moistened, flawed heart splintered with disgust. So, i cycled for twenty minutes without being struk and stabbed through the brain, and played football by myself in my new Albion top which has WINDY on its back.
Lonely happiness and sadness all in one.

 

[Commander]

Happy Birthday mate

 

[Lokki 7]

That's quite moving MB. Enjoy your birthday and raise a celebratory glass of cranberry juice from me. All the best.

 

[Meade's Ball]

That's quite moving MB. Enjoy your birthday and raise a celebratory glass of cranberry juice from me. All the best.

f*** that, i will have a slow beer, if you don't mind.

I held some bubbles, unJacksoned, in my mouth at the weekend that just passed and i didn't perish. So i believe that means another 2 today should be ok.

I will add the price to your tab though.

 

[Gwylan]

Happy birthday MB. Have a good one.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Cycling? Playing football?

Happy birthday, you saucy, fabulous and frankly rather tempting little beauty. You've still got it, even at 31. :dance: :dance: :dance:

 

[Muzzman]

Happy Bidet!

 

[Skint Gull]

Happy Birthday MB, enjoy your beer fella!

 

[John Dorian]

Happy Birthday MB....and cheer up son !!!!

 

[Lokki 7]

f*** that, i will have a slow beer, if you don't mind.

I don't mind at all old chap. Enjoy.
(But as I'm paying, apparently, best make it a half. You don't want to over do it.)

 

[Hiney]

Happy Birthday mate.

Enjoy

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Wear a hat and light some sparklers, its what the royals do. Happy Birthday MB.