Janbha rebuffs the chancellor

[Taybha]

poor alistair met his match today in london as fiesty nscer janbha gave him a earfull of scouse,at the sky studios thier paths crossed as jan was there for a tv show about ours and others dogs,as she waited outside the studio Alistair accomponied by 2 bodygaurds came through the door,he stopped and looked at our pooch,a dogue de bourdeux,he went over and said what a lovely dog may i pet her? Yes of course replies jan,after the heavy petting he said thankyou very much erm err ,Oh its jan,well thankyou very much jan,jan said no problem err erm ,oh im Alistar Darling,big mistake Ali,Jan took offence to this and rounded on the poor soul saying dont you call me darling matey!!!

A puzzled Ali was quickly hustled away,from the well who the bloody hells he think he is jan,after jan was told how naughty she had been she claimed still not to ever have heard of him,her and 2 million others i would imagine,honestly jan how could you not know these eyebrows.

 

[Husty]

OH dear god those eye brows

 

[defrocked priest]

Poor ol' Jan.

 

[Janbha]

Well what can I say! I truely didnt have a clue who he was. What was funnier was taybha pissing himself laughing at me when I told him what happened!
Jesus that man needs to take a long look at himself in the mirror and sort those bloody eyebrows out thats for sure

 

[Taybha]

Well what can I say! I truely didnt have a clue who he was. What was funnier was taybha pissing himself laughing at me when I told him what happened!
Jesus that man needs to take a long look at himself in the mirror and sort those bloody eyebrows out thats for sure

Whats wrong with my eyebrows?

 

[GNF on Tour]

Well, you two planks must be very proud of yourselves.

I only wish my life was as interesting and varied as yours and I had something as comparably earth-shattering to post on a public forum.

Sounds like the bloke was just being friendly. Well done.

 

[Janbha]

Well, you two planks must be very proud of yourselves.

I only wish my life was as interesting and varied as yours and I had something as comparably earth-shattering to post on a public forum.

Sounds like the bloke was just being friendly. Well done.

I think you have either missed the point or you have totally no sense of humour at all, bless ya!

 

[alan partridge]

Well, you two planks must be very proud of yourselves.

I only wish my life was as interesting and varied as yours and I had something as comparably earth-shattering to post on a public forum.

Sounds like the bloke was just being friendly. Well done.

are you taking the piss?


anyway, quite funny story that, well done

 

[Taybha]

How very dare you

 

[Mackenzie]

Lucky his name wasn't Alister Arsehole!

She'd have decked him