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borowha

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Dec 19, 2008
92
They are going to recycle him in Tesco bags.That way he can continue to be white plastic and a danger to kids
 




borowha

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Dec 19, 2008
92
Reports of him having a heart attack are wrong----he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke
 






Rowdey

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Jul 7, 2003
2,589
Herne Hill
wonder if any you poking fun at the worlds number 1 legend would like jokes about any of your family when/if any of them die ??? :mad: sick people

You are all f***ing scum
whyhas this not been closed and removed?

He's just a bloke who sung some songs - family was he ?

Dry your tears, and stop being so wet about it all.
 






Cheeky Monkey

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Jul 17, 2003
23,884

Sheesh! Lighten up northants or you'll have a heart attack yourself. If I snuffed it I'd be all in favour of a few sick gags at my expense, why not! You didn't know the geezer, people die every second in this world, he's no different (apart from being a kiddy fiddler), so why are you being so precious?
:thumbsup:
 
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Rowdey

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Jul 7, 2003
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I'm so busted :lol:
 
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sten

sister ray
Jul 14, 2003
943
eastside
Urgent RSPCA announcement... wanted good home for abandoned monkey... very friendly... likes being wanked off with a white glove.. :lol:
 










smelly

Active member
May 23, 2004
300
I am deeply offended by all these Michael Jackson jokes.He touched me in a way only a Catholic priest would understand.
 




blue'n'white

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Oct 5, 2005
3,082
2nd runway at Gatwick
average pop singer
happened to hit on a new medium at the time which was video and made two or three good videos
had one half decent album and well that's about it
can't understand all the f***ing fuss having seen all the wankers dancing around and singing songs outside the hospital - mass hysteria just like diana
ffs - Speilberg is even quoted as saying MJ was as important as Elvis and Chuck Berry - now THAT is sacrilege
 


Nov 25, 2008
1,356
Block (H)ated
At least this shows celebrity peados can suffer from some kind of arrest
 


Nov 25, 2008
1,356
Block (H)ated
BREAKING NEWS: We have an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson's wife she had this to say, "I'm Deverstated, first my parents leave me in Portugal and now this"
Sorry low blow i'll get my coat :shootself
 


Albion Dan

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Jul 8, 2003
11,125
Peckham
For sale

one previous owner

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Acker79

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Nov 15, 2008
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Brighton
If he was a paedo, how come he had no underage porn on his pc?

I think he was only a paedophile in it's most innocent definition, i.e. a lover of children.

So... paedophilia isn't about grooming kids and performing sexual acts with them, or having a sexual attraction to kids, it's simply if you have underage porn on your PC?

He didn't really struggle to find children to invite to his place, not like he needed porn to tide him over between victims*



*Legal disclaimer - In the entirely hypothetical situation that he was a paedophile, which has never been proven in a court of law with one case finding him innocent and another being dropped when he reached a financial agreement with the alleged victim.
 


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