[Help] I've lost my willy

[Official Old Man]

Being in the tourist business I've worked three months in the past 15 (winter is off anyway). At 65 I'm playing safe and staying at home 24 hours a day.
Today, whilst doing what comes naturally after a cup of coffee, a certain part of my manly body was no longer visible under my protruding stomach.
Time for exercise and a diet.

 

[The Wizard]

 

[Worried Man Blues]

It's all about the size of your...........stomach

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[LamieRobertson]

Being in the tourist business I've worked three months in the past 15 (winter is off anyway). At 65 I'm playing safe and staying at home 24 hours a day.
Today, whilst doing what comes naturally after a cup of coffee, a certain part of my manly body was no longer visible under my protruding stomach.
Time for exercise and a diet.

But can you still remember the good times....

Ye go get done exercise and fresh air ....maybe?

 

[banjo]

Ethel will be most upset.

 

[schmunk]

Today, whilst doing what comes naturally after a cup of coffee, a certain part of my manly body was no longer visible under my protruding stomach.

You mașturbate after every cup of coffee?

 

[Dick Swiveller]

 

[elwheelio]

But can you still remember the good times....

Ye go get done exercise and fresh air ....maybe?

Yeah, get your willy some fresh air.

 

[Rogero]

Try the Michael Mosely diet and you will be a young man again.

 

[Wellesley]

Today, whilst doing what comes naturally after a cup of coffee, a certain part of my manly body was no longer visible under my protruding stomach.
Time for exercise and a diet.

Blimey, I think I'll stick to tea in future.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

 

[vagabond]

Thanks. Keep us updated.

 

[Mellotron]

You mașturbate after every cup of coffee?

You...don't?

 

[Goldstone1976]

I lost mine in a similar way about 3 years ago. 2 dropped stone later and I’m relieved to say it’s still there.

 

[marcos3263]

You...don't?

 

[schmunk]

Great idea to diet and exercise back to willyvision.

Perhaps in the meantime you could pop a little flag in the end so that you can more easily locate it.

 

[Notters]

Crikey - I've found exercise is the only thing we can do so have been doing more than ever. Get on it!

 

[TugWilson]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPyJMn_RXE8
3-50 onwards .

 

[Questions]

You mașturbate after every cup of coffee?

It’s too dangerous doing it whilst drinking the coffee.................trust me.