I've just touched a man on the train

[Digweeds Trousers]

dreadfully embarassing - six pints of ale at lunchtime following a meeting in the city and then a rather wobbly effort over the road to London Bridge and around St.Johns / Elmstead Woods - having to stand on the train - it braked suddenly and i lurched forward, fell and put my face straight into the crotch of a middle aged man - as if fellating him.

There was general scrabbling, and newspaper pages flying round - a muffled apology and then a shamfaced walk down the carriage trying to hide my embarrasement.

A question to the forum -what are the key things to remember in future situations where i let myself down socially?

 

[Don Quixote]

Just stay there, like you meant to do it. See where it leads.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

A question to the forum -what are the key things to remember in future situations where i let myself down socially?

Dont tell them you are a Brighton fan. They will assume the worst and you'll end up getting nicked for solicitation.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Pics?

 

[Huple]

dreadfully embarassing - six pints of ale at lunchtime following a meeting in the city and then a rather wobbly effort over the road to London Bridge and around St.Johns / Elmstead Woods - having to stand on the train - it braked suddenly and i lurched forward, fell and put my face straight into the crotch of a middle aged man - as if fellating him.

There was general scrabbling, and newspaper pages flying round - a muffled apology and then a shamfaced walk down the carriage trying to hide my embarrasement.

A question to the forum -what are the key things to remember in future situations where i let myself down socially?

next time position yourself in front of a gorgeous, long legged blonde and await sudden braking.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

next time position yourself in front of a gorgeous, long legged blonde and await sudden braking.

and dont forget to stick your tongue out as you fall over

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

This happened to me once when I was on a bus. The driver braked suddenly and this nice looking bird fell face first flat into my groin, both hands on my knees.




When I got home I had an almighty wank.

 

[clippedgull]

This happened to me once when I was on a bus. The driver braked suddenly and this nice looking bird fell face first flat into my groin, both hands on my knees.




When I got home I had an almighty wank.

I'm shocked you waited that long!!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I have wanked on a bus but........meh, another time.

 

[Robot Chicken]

I have wanked on a bus but........meh, another time.

Pics?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

dreadfully embarassing - six pints of ale at lunchtime following a meeting in the city and then a rather wobbly effort over the road to London Bridge and around St.Johns / Elmstead Woods - having to stand on the train - it braked suddenly and i lurched forward, fell and put my face straight into the crotch of a middle aged man - as if fellating him.

There was general scrabbling, and newspaper pages flying round - a muffled apology and then a shamfaced walk down the carriage trying to hide my embarrasement.

A question to the forum -what are the key things to remember in future situations where i let myself down socially?

Bit of a Katy Perry moment there DT?

'I touched a man - and I liked it'

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Pics?

The full-length video is now available for download

 

[Mr Banana]

One time on the way to Port Vale me and Razi got felt up by a bloke stroking our legs under the table. We were both too embarrassed to say anything. I'm fairly sure I'm not imagining this, though he probably doesn't come on here anymore.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

One time on the way to Port Vale me and Razi got felt up by a bloke stroking our legs under the table. We were both too embarrassed to say anything. I'm fairly sure I'm not imagining this, though he probably doesn't come on here anymore.

I seem to recall you licking young Giblet's neck once

 

[Screaming J]

One time on the way to Port Vale me and Razi got felt up by a bloke stroking our legs under the table. We were both too embarrassed to say anything. I'm fairly sure I'm not imagining this, though he probably doesn't come on here anymore.

when you say come on here any more..............

 

[Pavilionaire]

There was general scrabbling, and newspaper pages flying round - a muffled apology and then a shamfaced walk down the carriage trying to hide my embarrasement.

Which paper was it - The Daily Male?

 

[jordanseagull]

Naughty Boy

 

[Icy Gull]

The thread title plays down the ENORMITY of the deed