[Albion] I've Just Had A Phone Call From David Bellotti

[el punal]

Seriously! The phone just rang and this poor bloke introduces himself as David Bellotti doing a market research survey on rail travel.

My immediate response to him was, was he winding me up? No, not at all he replies. So I asked him whether he has heard of his infamous namesake of Brighton and Hove Albion Football Club? No, never, was the answer. Google him, I advised Bellotti Mark II, and then you'll understand why, I, as a Brighton fan, was aghast at the mention of our nefarious villain.

By the way, I declined to do the interview but I am concerned that this poor bloke will find out what the Evil One was all about and will be having recurring nightmares for weeks.

P.S. Before any bugger does it - Cool Story Bro!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Cool story, bro.

 

[Driver8]

I’d be a bit worried if I got a call from Mk1.

 

[neilbard]

Seriously! The phone just rang and this poor bloke introduces himself as David Bellotti doing a market research survey on rail travel.

My immediate response to him was, was he winding me up? No, not at all he replies. So I asked him whether he has heard of his infamous namesake of Brighton and Hove Albion Football Club? No, never, was the answer. Google him, I advised Bellotti Mark II, and then you'll understand why, I, as a Brighton fan, was aghast at the mention of our nefarious villain.

By the way, I declined to do the interview but I am concerned that this poor bloke will find out what the Evil One was all about and will be having recurring nightmares for weeks.

P.S. Before any bugger does it - Cool Story Bro!

What a load of b**locks and bullshite, still Cool wankpot Story Bro!

No one gives a f**k..

 

[nicko31]

Seriously! The phone just rang and this poor bloke introduces himself as David Bellotti doing a market research survey on rail travel.

My immediate response to him was, was he winding me up? No, not at all he replies. So I asked him whether he has heard of his infamous namesake of Brighton and Hove Albion Football Club? No, never, was the answer. Google him, I advised Bellotti Mark II, and then you'll understand why, I, as a Brighton fan, was aghast at the mention of our nefarious villain.

By the way, I declined to do the interview but I am concerned that this poor bloke will find out what the Evil One was all about and will be having recurring nightmares for weeks.

P.S. Before any bugger does it - Cool Story Bro!

That's the equivalent to seeing a dead crow on a road

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Everyone's a bit touchy today.

 

[banjo]

 

[el punal]

What a load of b**locks and bullshite, still Cool wankpot Story Bro!

No one gives a f**k..

You just did!

 

[el punal]

What a load of b**locks and bullshite, still Cool wankpot Story Bro!

No one gives a f**k..

Oh, and by the way absolutely true and no bollocks or bullshit.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Bellotti's brown.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Gave me a chill, weird stuff, bizarre he gave you his second name.

 

[el punal]

Gave me a chill, weird stuff, bizarre he gave you his second name.

Exactly, hence my thinking it was a wind up.

 

[The Rattler]

Exactly, hence my thinking it was a wind up.

Take it as a nice reminder that the cvnt is dead. Just Archer to go now, hopefully slowly and painfully.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Did you give him a rousing rendition of 'Build A Bonfire'?

 

[el punal]

Did you give him a rousing rendition of 'Build A Bonfire'?

I wish I had, but the poor sod was totally ignorant about our club's travails that I didn't want him to suffer anymore.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

I wish I had, but the poor sod was totally ignorant about our club's travails that I didn't want him to suffer anymore.

Why not? We have to.

 

[studio150]

I expect the poor chap after looking up his namesake is now searching 'how to legally change your name'

 

[Seagull73]

What a load of b**locks and bullshite, still Cool wankpot Story Bro!

No one gives a f**k..

****1ng hell, who rattled your cage?

 

[Triggaaar]

What a load of b**locks and bullshite, still Cool wankpot Story Bro!

No one gives a f**k..

Bad day?

 

[Megazone]

Heard from a very reliable divine source that Bellotti isn't having a very nice afterlife. What goes around comes around. He now lives as a ghost trapped inside of TK Max in the goldstone retail park for eternity. Bill Archer is going to get it even worse....Toys r Us.

God works in mysterious ways.