I've just had a :facepalm: moment

[Easy 10]

Went to the printer to pick something up, looked down, and realised I've had my shirt on inside out. All day. Washing instructions on display, the lot. And nobody said a DICKY bird.

*sigh*

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Its how all the cool kids wear them.

 

[skipper734]

Shouldn't this be on the old gits thread?

 

[defrocked priest]

Lower your trousers to hip level, put your Burberry cap sideways and say " Yo,Yo,Yo" at the start and end of every sentence and no one will notice.

 

[Icy Gull]

as long as the tail of your shirt wasn't all creased and hanging out like a 10 year old schoolboys it's OK

 

[Easy 10]

as long as the tail of your shirt wasn't all creased and hanging out like a 10 year old schoolboys it's OK

Well, its a polo shirt. One of my golf ones.

I disgraced myself a few weeks back as well, by walking around all day in a new pair of jeans the wife had bought me that weekend. I still had the long sticky waist size / leg size tag stuck to the back of them. I didn't SEE anyone point and laugh...but I know they must have been.

 

[8ace]

Did you have your shirt tucked into your underpants too?

 

[Easy 10]

Did you have your shirt tucked into your underpants too?

No, I don't like getting piss stains on it.

 

[Everest]

Should have walked round with no jeans on. At least that would have taken the attention away from said shirt.

 

[Juan Albion]

My such moment was on Saturday when it was pointed out to me in a restaurant that I was pouring salt into my tea.

Still drank it though!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

First sign of senile dementia kicking in that is. Next thing you know, you'll be rubbing your own fecal matter into your face and up the walls screaming FLUBBALUB.

Might as well just book yourself into a care home now, save your poor kids the embarassment.

 

[Starry]

how did you manage to button it up without realising?

 

[Don Quixote]

That is nothing, I strolled around college with my dick hanging out. No one told me .

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

That is nothing, I strolled around college with my dick hanging out. No one told me .

Beat this;

My mother helped me shift my bedroom furniture around one day when I was younger, it was only when she came to move my book cabinet forward that I remembered I'd hidden around 20 wank socks behind there

 

[defrocked priest]

Would you tell someone they had a booger hanging off their nostril?

 

[Easy 10]

how did you manage to button it up without realising?

I just pulled it on over me 'ead.

 

[Smithy]

Beat this;

My mother helped me shift my bedroom furniture around one day when I was younger, it was only when she came to move my book cabinet forward that I remembered I'd hidden around 20 wank socks behind there