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Especially when the commentator said if we were wearing sky blue you could mistake us as watching Man City.
I don't think you will win this argument. But kudos for keeping it going.Dicking around at the back is just about the first thing you get taught not to do in junior school football. It's all risk, minimal reward. Not a lot has changed since junior school football
Yes indeed. It's an utterly fatuous line of thinking
I'm pretty sure that if you sat any proven EPL defender down and asked them (under cloak of anonymity) whether their preference is to clear their lines or dick around at the back, then the vast majority would opt for the former. It's what every defender always got taught all the way through their formative years until it's instinctive. Fair play to them tho for following orders to the contrary, even tho dicking around at the back clearly goes against the grain and few look comfortable doing itIf you hoof the ball and their CBs win the ball and they score 20 seconds later, the just-hoof-it-strategy costs just as much as if you f*** up playing it from the back and they score 5 seconds later.
It seems Pep Guardiola, GP, Klopp, Arteta, De Zerbi and so forth have realised this, and there is a small chance that some or all of these might have more knowledge about the game than your junior school football coach.
You know those astronauts who used to go into deep hibernation for years in those old sci fi movies to distant planets ?I'm pretty sure that if you sat any proven EPL defender down and asked them (under cloak of anonymity) whether their preference is to clear their lines or dick around at the back, then the vast majority would opt for the former. It's what every defender always got taught all the way through their formative years until it's instinctive. Fair play to them tho for following orders to the contrary, even tho dicking around at the back clearly goes against the grain and few look comfortable doing it
You mean the ones that come back from the future and openly mock the long-discredited historical fad for dicking around at the back?You know those astronauts who used to go into deep hibernation for years in those old sci fi movies to distant planets ?
That's you, that is
Umm no, because most PL defenders didn't grow up playing in 1960s England.I'm pretty sure that if you sat any proven EPL defender down and asked them (under cloak of anonymity) whether their preference is to clear their lines or dick around at the back, then the vast majority would opt for the former. It's what every defender always got taught all the way through their formative years until it's instinctive. Fair play to them tho for following orders to the contrary, even tho dicking around at the back clearly goes against the grain and few look comfortable doing it
But it’s not dicking around. It has a purpose. The only purpose of hoofing it clear is to lose the ball.I'm pretty sure that if you sat any proven EPL defender down and asked them (under cloak of anonymity) whether their preference is to clear their lines or dick around at the back, then the vast majority would opt for the former. It's what every defender always got taught all the way through their formative years until it's instinctive. Fair play to them tho for following orders to the contrary, even tho dicking around at the back clearly goes against the grain and few look comfortable doing it
There was more than a touch of preseason friendly to today's opponents, as well.Charlton had a feel of a pre-season game where they were slightly ahead of us in their preparations for the new season.
I'm pretty sure that if you sat any proven EPL defender down and asked them (under cloak of anonymity) whether their preference is to clear their lines or dick around at the back, then the vast majority would opt for the former. It's what every defender always got taught all the way through their formative years until it's instinctive. Fair play to them tho for following orders to the contrary, even tho dicking around at the back clearly goes against the grain and few look comfortable doing
You are Mickey Adams and I claim my fiver.I'm pretty sure that if you sat any proven EPL defender down and asked them (under cloak of anonymity) whether their preference is to clear their lines or dick around at the back, then the vast majority would opt for the former. It's what every defender always got taught all the way through their formative years until it's instinctive. Fair play to them tho for following orders to the contrary, even tho dicking around at the back clearly goes against the grain and few look comfortable doing it
That and they suck ass.There was more than a touch of preseason friendly to today's opponents, as well.
Naaa this is losing £5 and finding a £50. Look how much we are scoring and how more direct we are.What I'm struggling to get my head around is how quickly the disappointment, and tbh gutting feeling, of losing Potter has turned completely on its head.
It genuinely feels like losing a pound and then almost immediately finding a fiver
Rubbish.I'm pretty sure that if you sat any proven EPL defender down and asked them (under cloak of anonymity) whether their preference is to clear their lines or dick around at the back, then the vast majority would opt for the former. It's what every defender always got taught all the way through their formative years until it's instinctive. Fair play to them tho for following orders to the contrary, even tho dicking around at the back clearly goes against the grain and few look comfortable doing it
You can't keep a clean sheet when shit ref awards pen for a dive.I'm still a little bit annoyed about charlton....and not keeping a clean sheet
No they were just shite.There was more than a touch of preseason friendly to today's opponents, as well.
You never witnessed the Albion at Withdean. This was early 2000's. Poyet literally taught T.Elphick and Adam El-Abd not to hoof, but to at least play the ball on the ground. It was pitifully painful to watch. They'd play the ball ever-so-tentatively sideways to each other, (in H block we used to openly take the piss "To YOU Tommy! To YOU Adam!"). After they'd done that half a dozen times to satisfy Poyet, clearly hating every uncomfortable minute, they'd pass it back to Ankergren, who would then of course hoof it upfield as far as he could. Total football right there!Umm no, because most PL defenders didn't grow up playing in 1960s England.
Its not what every defender got taught that they should do. You think Ajax told a nine-year-old Veltman to just kick the ball as far as he could? They didn't.
You think Chelseas obscenely expensive academy with coaches from all over the world wanted a 8-year-old Levi Colwill to just kick the ball into the opposing half any time he got it? They didn't.
You are wrong. As always. Because there exists a world in which where you are not the centre of the universe, and in that world not everything works as it did for you back in 1967.