[Humour] It's caption time

[TomandJerry]

You know what to do!

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[Is it PotG?]

PM with slightly unkempt hair has a Timotei moment in front of a police transit.

 

[A mex eyecan]

Ah, the cab is vacant, just like my integrity

 

[Fungus]

I didn't know it was a party. I was ambushed by a balloon.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Give him his due, even I can't believe that Dom's three word slogan lark is still keeping the idiots on side

 

[studio150]

I most promote Sajid after his brother did such an excellent job at the Met, who knew that a party wasn't a party when I'm there.

 

[R. Slicker]

Good old Sajid's brother, He's buried Partygate & lent me a motor for the weekend.

 

[Dorset Seagull]

The new company car looks smart

 

[Happy Exile]

Metropolitan Police is an anagram of "Me Eton political pro". And "I plop rectal emotion".

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The Met have confirmed that Boris Johnson has been issued with a Fixed Penalty Notice for impersonating a Prime Minister

 

[joydivisionovengloves]

Police return idiot to village.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Metropolitan Police is an anagram of "Me Eton political pro". And "I plop rectal emotion".

'Eleven plus two' is an anagram of 'twelve plus one'

 

[dazzer6666]

I’ve never been photographed next to a metropolitan police vehicle, and I’ve never even seen such a vehicle.

 

[Superphil]

Lying ****

 

[The Clamp]

Another vehicle with lies on the side of it.

 

[AmexRuislip]

You know what to do!

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BJ denies having police in his back pocket!

 

[Is it PotG?]

Another vehicle with lies on the side of it.

To whom does it belong?

Sussex Police?

Suffolk?

 

[The Albion Roar]

"I am not standing by a police vehicle; I have never stood by a police vehicle, and nor did I know it was a police vehicle..."

 

[Is it PotG?]

Is it just me, or did you prefer a slash of luminous red to create the 'jam sandwich'?