It's basically dark and cold here in BN1

[Deleted User X18H]

about 5632 metres from the Amex.

It's going to be bright but cold later, so wrap up warm get a nice pie, and jump around a lot.

 

[Medwayseagull]

Has anybody told you it's the second warmest November on record?

 

[Vegas Seagull]

about 5632 metres from the Amex.

It's going to be bright but cold later, so wrap up warm get a nice pie, and jump around a lot.

& splatter your mates with chicken & mushroom

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Has anybody told you it's the second warmest November on record?

It's all those bonfires around your way mate.

 

[DanielT]

about 5632 metres from the Amex.

that's actually quite precise, when would you drop the word 'about'? It's 8:48 and 12 seconds-ish

 

[Curryisgreat]

about 5632 metres from the Amex.

It's going to be bright but cold later, so wrap up warm get a nice pie, and jump around a lot.

Wha do you expect at 07:03 in deepest November?



Cock!

 

[Seagull Steve]

Half a mile from the Church of our good Lord Gus, and it is overcast with a chilly wind. But three points, a pie and a pint will put the smile back on our faces.

 

[newhaven seagull 85]

open the curtains and put the fire on then.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

open the curtains and put the fire on then.

Turfing good idea.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Half a mile from the Church of our good Lord Gus, and it is overcast with a chilly wind. But three points, a pie and a pint will put the smile back on our faces.

Not if you're sent to Coventry, it won't...

 

[Medwayseagull]

It's all those bonfires around your way mate.

In which case it is a shame Bellotti and Archer weren't transported here.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Isn't it about time you did a spoof on here about "The Archers"?

With Bellotti as Ned Larkin.

 

[tedebear]

I'm starting to think that every time HB&B does one of these awful threads that its him jinxing it all!