Its back....COACH TRIP!

[Scotty Mac]

just started on channel 4 - yes yes yes

anyone not watching, switch over NOW for 30 minutes of sheer entertainment

 

[Scotty Mac]

ray LOVES his equestrianism - the man could BORE a person to death with the details

 

[Scotty Mac]

is there ANYTHING that ray doesnt know - now he is explaining, in depth to danny, about what a dry dock is and the ships that he RECOGNISES in the harbour

what a man - has the early FAVOURITE traveler been found?

 

[pishhead]

The two gay black guys are rather annoying.

 

[Scotty Mac]

what an INCREDIBLE noise jason is making due to not being able to swim and having to get into a boat - he sounds like a seal with asthma

 

[Scotty Mac]

why the f*** have glyns and ray got FIVE votes?! these people are f***ing mental - have they NOT heard ray's expertise in the fields of equestrian and nautical matters

tossers

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Poor old Ray and Glenys.

 

[little al]

I love Coach Trip. And it started at Croydon Airport

 

[biggles]

ray and glenys , see yer

 

[little al]

ray and glenys , see yer

To be fair, he is a boring wanker and she is a mental.

 

[csider]

i watched the last series, some cringeworthy tv moments. anyone see the black bloke and his son, the dad carried around a f***ing teddy bear who he used to sit down and talk to......could not work out if he was a bumder or not.

the equestrian bloke i felt quite sorry for, after the vote everyone was standing around chatting, but not to them

 

[Zesh Rehman]

Oh for f*** sake I missed it!

 

[Oscar]

Quality programme in the "so bad it's good" category.

 

[Scotty Mac]

Oh for f*** sake I missed it!

4od

tonights looks like a BELTER - they visit normandy, and judging from the trailers shown at the end of yesterdays episode, one of the gay black chaps doesnt even know who we FOUGHT in world war 2

im certain ray will educate him in order to add to the achievements of teaching the whole group about equestrian competitions and danny about famous battleships and the purpose of a dry dock

roll on 5pm

 

[Scotty Mac]

day 2 - here.....we......go

 

[Scotty Mac]

how the f*** do they think they are in the south of france, after getting an overnight ferry from portsmouth?!

 

[Scotty Mac]

ray has to be the most BORING man in the world - what a HERO

 

[The Wizard]

Moany twats.

 

[Scotty Mac]

"what is the d day"
"who were we fighting?"
"hitler?"
"oh right, who did we fight in the first world war then?"
"germany again?"

jason is THICK - and needless to say, ray is NOT happy about it

 

[The Wizard]

He is PROPA thick..