[Humour] It did happen in Germany.

[AmexRuislip]

I haven't stopped laughing since reading this, it seems like a contradiction of terms, where a German man has been left in hospital with a permanent erection, and his friends have set up a GoFundMe page to raise funds for his recovery

Danny Polaris, who lives in Kreuzberg, Berlin, took a Viagra before a night out recently.

When he went home with a nurse he met, he allowed his friend to inject a stimulant into his penis.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/11/man-...o-weeks-with-permanent-erection-10554301/amp/

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Polaris having problems with his periscope.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Polaris having problems with his periscope.

Navy humour

 

[Hove Lagoonery]

Now youve gone and put me off my lunch because I went on to read this

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/12/woma...idnt-clean-pair-10556790/?ito=amp-more-item-3

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

There was that chap who took a Viagra but it got stuck in his throat.

When he woke up in the morning he had a stiff neck ....

 

[Two Professors]

The prick who put the prick in his prick must be a right prick.

 

[Chicken Run]

Polaris having problems with his periscope.

That’s Repulse ive

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

I tried Viagra eye drops. I did not get an erection, but I did look hard.

 

[daveinplzen]

Thieves are reported to have stolen a container load of viagra. Police are looking for hardened criminals

 

[Albion my Albion]

The German suffer asked if his 99 Red Balloons could be deflated.