Uncle Buck
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Game will have to be moved from the Saturday then.
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Israel Day
- Thread starter JBenno
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This is excellent. We could throw bottles of PISS at them all game, and get our stewards to remove from the stadium any of their fans who react.
Saladpack Seagull
Just Shut Up and Paddle
I bet Tony Bloom's already got one.......
cheshunt seagull
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- Jul 5, 2003
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- A temporary Dead Sea experience outside with portly Albion fans floating whilst eating their Fish and Chips.
- On entry each fan to be interviewed by a highly-trained steward who grades them on the likelihood of them standing or swearing.
- Pockets of heavily-armed Albion fans in the away end provactively waving Albion flags
- Temporary installation of Withdean’s ‘Rocket Man’ in Falmer village.
- Albion branded halva and latkas
- All stewards replaced by El Al stewardesses (if you’ve flown El Al you will know what a distracting prospect this is)
- On entry each fan to be interviewed by a highly-trained steward who grades them on the likelihood of them standing or swearing.
- Pockets of heavily-armed Albion fans in the away end provactively waving Albion flags
- Temporary installation of Withdean’s ‘Rocket Man’ in Falmer village.
- Albion branded halva and latkas
- All stewards replaced by El Al stewardesses (if you’ve flown El Al you will know what a distracting prospect this is)
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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We'll be needing a demilitarised fanzone
gregbrighton
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Free circumcisions
mattislost
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- Dec 12, 2011
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are we going to start indiscriminately bombing the locals then?
I think there's enough willy waving already thank you !
Kuipers Supporters Club
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I guess we won't be allowed Basque flags either then - I mean every Basque man must be a member of ETA!
Keith Patel
**** off Lino.
Gai Assulin as the half time guest of honour?
gregbrighton
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Chicken soup
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Bar mitzvah OUT!
fat old seagull
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Tottenham Hotspur eat your heart out, we are the genuine article. 
T soprano
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"You're SHIITE and you know you are
You're SHIITE and you know you are "
You're SHIITE and you know you are "
Lord Bracknell
On fire
Whilst I'm very fond of good, home-made Jewish cooking, I also recall my experience of Israeli cuisine. In a word ... dreadful. If this is intended to be "Israel Day", I'd be very wary of bringing food into it.
The best advice I ever heard during the time I spent in Jerusalem came from our Israeli host ... "If you want to eat out, find somewhere run by Palestinians".
Steve Foster
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Agree - thankfully our muslim & jewish Israeli both have homes in the secular state of Israel rather than the terrorist state of Palestine territory .........
Look out for me in West Stand Upper with my Israeli flag
Plastic-Fantastic
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Agree - thankfully our muslim & jewish Israeli both have homes in the secular state of Israel rather than the terrorist state of Palestine territory .........
Look out for me in West Stand Upper with my Israeli flag
I'm already getting angry at the very thought of the Freedom for Palestine lot turning up to protest our new signing - it's the sort of stunt they would pull . . . .
I know what the special pie would be the next home game after then.
Steve Foster
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In my experience Israeli food is as widespread as dishes from UK or any other country. However, the breakfasts are to die for. Was in Tel Aviv in February & the selections you get for breakfast are legendary. All healthy salads, eggs of every description, cheeses galore, humus, egg plant, breads, cereals, fresh yoghurts, jaffa orange juice, home made cakes ......... you really can dine out on a day's calories just before 9am
...... just don't ask for bacon