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Is your Mrs a bit wooden in bed .....?
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HellBilly
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Wot No one thinks this is weird ?
Pretty pink fairy
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- Jan 30, 2008
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keep them well oiled and their perform for years
captainmorganrum
Wrexham
Photoshop innit!
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HellBilly
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is it one of those arty types stood in front of the tree ?
Taybha
Whalewhine
sorry just looks like a woman in a tree suit to me. her thumb and warty fanny was a bit of a giveaway. 
defrocked priest
Father Footy
She's nothing to BARK at. *sorry*
readingstockport
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She's been body painted and then stood in front of a tree.
SurreySeagulls
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So whos gonna lick the SAP out of her
Pretty pink fairy
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did you have anything to offer her thoughThis reminds me of one ex-g/f...
(Only the sack of spuds looks a bit livelier than she ever was
did you have anything to offer her though
It has to be said I have to wear three Johnnies to give it a bit of girth
