Mr Banana
Tedious chump
I'd say the Darlo 4-0 was worse but that day I didn't go alone, suffer crushing sciatic pain, fall asleep the minute I got back, wake up realising I was two hours late for a wedding reception, spend £40 on an Uber for an hour in which a bunch of people I deludedly thought were mates spoke about the great day and prior stag do they'd had that I wasn't invited to, walk most of the 20 miles home, briefly ponder flinging myself in front of oncoming traffic and flop into bed in the realisation that my team was going down and all I had to look forward to was five hours on trains and eight hours of silent clickbait creation in the arse end of London the following day. All on a comedown. Overall, Christmas and birthdays aside, yesterday was the worst day ever. I did find a £6 Holland t-shirt and things could've been very marginally different had Maupay or March placed their shots anywhere else.
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