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Lady Whistledown

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Lady Whistledown

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No, I'm sure it's left over from last year. It's usually May isn't it??

I just thought it was a particularly crappy card, one that you'd expect to find in the Tesco Value selection for 49p, and one that nobody would look twice at if it weren't for the tiny (and out of place) Albion logo in the corner.
 




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I don't know if this one is better or worse :lolol:

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Or this delightful t-shirt, which reads "How long can you keep it up?", in tremendously witty style.

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Lady Whistledown

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If that's a crop circle it's quite impressive!

No wonder we've had so many games postponed due to frost recently, if the pitch covers have bloody great heart shapes cut out of them :angry:
 












It's beautiful.

The simple economy of the green stalks and leaves are expressive of hope springing out of nothing. The symmetry in the flowers speak volumes for unity, and equality - while their position is suggestive reflects that juxtaposition can be reassuring, celebrating adversity while depicting steadfastness and strength.
The colour in the flowers lends a hint to secure masculinity, able to grace and appreciate feminine tenderness to enhance the message.

The striking depth of blue in the text is assured and definite, the block capitols maintain a serious impact behind the meaning carried in the message. The apostrophe too, carries that certainty, individuality - this is not all mothers, not just a gesture by rote - definite, and targeted to one mother.

Timeless artwork, a wonderful presentation article to display with pride!

All the above, is endorsed by a badge that is defining, giving officialdom to the whole.

And no, I didn't design that crap.
 






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