Is there anything more annoying...

[CHAPPERS]

Than people with really annoying laughs?

My office has two people in it with incredibly annoying laughs. One is a bloke who has this laugh that kinda goes BA-HA-HA and tails off into a chuckle before he takes a deep breath so that he can unleash it again.

The other is my new boss who has a really fake whiny laugh, one of the ones that you can never decide if it is sincere or not, whats more she laughs to herself which is really confusing.

By the end of the week i fel like killingthem both, especially after a few post work drinks.

Binners

 

[CAFC Matt]

People with really annoyning voices and they never stop talking is more irriitating. That is what annoys me at work

 

[(was)DBS]

palace fans

 

[Marc]

I laugh to myself occasionally, especially when I'mreading funny stuff on NSC and my bosses look at me funny, I sort of cower away behind my monitor giggling to myself

 

[looney]

Palace and Tottenham fans.

 

[Safeway]

Sean Paul.

 

[Artois]

I guarantee that none of you even know what office annoyance is until you work nearby her-who-shall-not-be-named, like I do.

I have hated very few people in my life, but she takes the proverbial biscuit.

So count yourselves lucky.

That is all I have to say on the matter.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Nothing wrong with Sean Paul.


Artois you must elaborate.....

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

People who say "touch base"

 

[Seagullible]

People who don't indicate

 

[Marc]

Pedestrians walking in the CYCLE LANE!

 

[nail-Z]

People who talk really loudly on the phone, like the rest of the office has got nothing better to listen to.

I am considering promoting a cost cutting exercise and replacing our digital telephone system with a few yoghurt cartons and a very long piece of string.

 

[Tom Bombadil]

People who don't indicate

Too f***ing right. I almost hit a daft tart this morning who just pulled out without warning.

 

[Artois]

People who can't turn right at Junctions.

 

[Yorkie]

Drivers who barge through in the middle of the road even when the obstruction/parked vehicles are on their side of the road.

Huddersfield drivers must be the worst in the country

 

[Tooting Gull]

I agree with the fake, insincere laugh one. It's so obvious. And you're not even doing the individual any long-term favours by being polite in the short haul, because they will think their pathetic jokes are hilarious and inflict them on others. A total blank and short, awkward period of silence will force them to either up their game, or say nothing.

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

People who double-park when there's a perfectly good space just up the road.

If you want to park right outside your house then buy one with a drive!

 

[Hannibal smith]

Ah, I know how you feel. The Women opposite me is so loud I've often thought about going to work outside next to the roadworks for a bit of piece and quiet. When she's on the phone she shouts so loud that if i'm on the phone at the same time the caller on my line can hear her over me.

I've also got sat behind me one bloke who thinks he's international business man of the year. So far today I've heard those wondeful phrases 'Touch base' 'Win Win' and 'Singing from the same Hymn sheet'

Thank God I'm on the road most of the week.

 

[REDLAND]

People with really annoyning voices and they never stop talking is more irriitating. That is what annoys me at work

Tell me about it CAFC, I have just been in Crawley A+E for 4 hours (bastards wouldn't let me go home to Brighton) having my woulded hand checked out, its was full of old pikey women just screaming at their kids to sit down and behave, It was soul destroying !!!

 

[R2D2]

People that say "so" at the end of a sentence! Why?
People who talk in that stupid way where their voice goes up at the end! It always sounds like they are trying to explain something!! Stupid scraggs!