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[Misc] Is the world going to end tomorrow?



Herr Tubthumper

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So basically, after work I should splurge my entire life savings on blow and hookers?
As it’s the end of the world I plan to do something different from a usual Friday
 
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Greg Bobkin

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What time is KO, then? I will say that the sky looks a bit of funny colour, so we might not have too long to wait...???
 


Mo Gosfield

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Gonna have to accelerate my bucket list a bit sharpish.
Mind you, climbing the 8 highest peaks in the world, becoming the first person to swim the English Channel using backstroke and flying to Kyiv to seek asylum, are, admittedly, going to be a tall order.
 






Guinness Boy

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I’m about to take the dog for a walk. They’re quite sensitive to magnetic forces so I’ll let everyone know if he faces in a different direction when he takes a shit.

 


chickens

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On the one hand, I was looking forward to the end of all wanting and the peace that comes with no longer having an endless chore list.

On the other hand, I was annoyed at the end of the world occurring before the end of the season and before we’d played a single European match.

On the whole, quietly pleased that the world still appears to be present and correct.
 


Taybha

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What happens to these experts who predict stuff like this happening,do they simply carry on doing their end of the world prediction job for the BBC or replaced by a more qualified expert on end of world type matters.
To be fair it has gone a bit cloudy here so maybe it's just a quick tut and don't do it again from aunty Beeb.
 




Wrong-Direction

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Mar 10, 2013
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The end is nigh
 

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Frutos

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Will be interesting to see his Tweets if, as I suspect, we're all still here tomorrow.
 




raymondo

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What happens to these experts who predict stuff like this happening,do they simply carry on doing their end of the world prediction job for the BBC or replaced by a more qualified expert on end of world type matters.
To be fair it has gone a bit cloudy here so maybe it's just a quick tut and don't do it again from aunty Beeb.
To be fair they're not a lot different from the politicians that promise net zero, new NHS hospitals and increased staffing, affordable housing by certain dates...and some of them have MBAs too🤷‍♂️
 












Bozza

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Are we still on for the world ending today? I won’t bother doing a weekly shop otherwise.
I did a big shop last night. The kind of shop so big that I make use of the twice-monthly 10% off.

I'd like to think, in the final reckoning, I get bonus points for having a well-stocked fridge.
 






Van Cleef

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I can sense the thin veneer of civilization bulging over a seething mass of panicked humanity. Its definitely happening. Colanders on heads everyone.
 


Guinness Boy

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No one ever explains what timezone these predictions are aimed at. If it was Hawaii then we've still got a couple of hours. If it was New Zealand the guy will be deleting his Twitter any moment now.
 


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