[Misc] Is the world going to end tomorrow?

[Algernon]

Anyone free for 5 minutes sex this evening after I've finished work?

 

[warmleyseagull]

17 years too early: https://www.watchmojo.com/articles/a-computer-predicted-the-world-will-end-in-2040-will-it-happen

 

[Greg Bobkin]

This next day could be humanity-defining!

Although, why is the 'ninth planet' called X? Surely it should be IX? And if it's 'deep in the solar system', how is it going to 'pass by Earth, causing enormous shifts in our magnetic poles'?

Not being funny, but I reckon this news is SHITEHOUSE.

 

[Questions]

I thought this was supposed to have happened in 2012.

It did

 

[Justice]

Excellent stuff I can finally use my nuclear fall out bunker I have room for about 37 people just need a £1m deposit TODAY and will text the location once funds are received

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Excellent stuff I can finally use my nuclear fall out bunker I have room for about 37 people just need a £1m deposit TODAY

What's your refund policy if it doesn't work?

 

[Justice]

What's your refund policy if it doesn't work?

A free piglets pie in a shit cardboard sleeve

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

A free piglets pie in a shit cardboard sleeve

If the sleeve can protect the pie from the end of the world, maybe it has a use after all.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Is the Fridat drinking thread cancelled or now fully booked!

 

[birthofanorange]

It would be just the Albion's luck: quality for Europe and the bloody world ends before we've even played a first game. Typical.

Never mind the quality, feel the width.

 

[RandyWanger]

I hope not, I have weekend plans.

 

[Titanic]

Don't be a sheep!

 

[trueblue]

Anyone free for 5 minutes sex this evening after I've finished work?

You think you're going to find 10 people?

 

[studio150]

 

[Gabbafella]

At least the M25 will be quiet for the trip to Wolves.

 

[Nobby]

“Well it’s not quite been the conflagration we’ve been expecting”

 

[Giraffe]

Twitter advice is to hide in caves. The only cave I've been to recently is that Olde Jeresulem pub in Nottingham. Might be a good bolthole for tonight.

 

[Frankworthington]

Will it be POTG?

 

[Bald Head]

No it won't, but what i do know is that if you drank Watney's Red Barrel the World would fall out of your bottom.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Bloody Brexit