Is bacon better than sex..?

[desprateseagull]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/what-happens-your-body-after-6216453

I suspect a slow news day..

 

[BensGrandad]

It may not be better but more available in my house.

 

[Whitechapel]

Desprateseagull in posting a link to a random news story nobody else cares about shocker.

Didn't see that coming.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

What's sex?

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Tough call, I do ruddy like bacon. And as with BG, available whenever I want it. The only foreplay is warming the oil and if you don't fancy it halfway through you can just throw it away until you do.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

It may not be better but more available in my house.

You made me chuckle BG. Bravo.

 

[The Oldman]

I agree with BG

 

[easynow]

Bacon is only better when it's wrapped around sausages on Christmas or when you're really hungover and need a grease carb boost .

 

[dingodan]

Why can't I have sex with my bacon?

 

[mona]

Ask a rabbi.

 

[throbinson]

Wife hates it when I chew on a bacon butty during sex

 

[The Birdman]

I prefer nice fried egg baps

 

[glasfryn]

is that fried,boiled or just laying there saying take me

 

[Stat Brother]

Potentially the next American President:-



This @<a href="https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/member.php?u=38" target="_blank">Beach Hut</a> is one of the many reasons why I said a while back 'Texas isn't actually a part of America'.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I Dunno, I've shagged a few pigs in my time.

Equally enjoyable id say,

 

[Bry Nylon]

Tough call. Both are great with plenty of chopped liver and gravy.



What?

 

[Shy Talk]

Only in the morning, after sex.

 

[BensGrandad]

Sorry duplicate posting.

 

[Bry Nylon]

It may not be better but more available in my house.

It may not be better but more available in my house.

You've done that one, BG.

 

[dazzer6666]

Readily available, look forward to it, enjoy it, feel satisfied afterwards. Yup. Bacon wins.