[Misc] Irrelevant government contracts.

[AmexRuislip]

On the back of the scrapped contract to a ferry company with no ships or experience of doing so.
I thought what other fictitious or ridiculous contracts have been awarded and scrapped.

Just for fun I give you:
Last years contract for Swan Vesta to run VAR, has been cancelled due to alleged match fixing.

Over to you funsters

 

[Springal]

I could tell you some but I’d lose my job

 

[ferring seagull]

On the back of the scrapped contract to a ferry company with no ships or experience of doing so.
I thought what other fictitious or ridiculous contracts have been awarded and scrapped.

Just for fun I give you:
Last years contract for Swan Vesta to run VAR, has been cancelled due to alleged match fixing.

Over to you funsters

Nice one !

 

[studio150]

Southern Rail, although we're still waiting for this to be cancelled

 

[Dick Head]

The Seaborne Freight contract has been scrapped but ⁦Failing Grayling is still trying to get another company to provide a freight service through Ramsgate.

 

[ferring seagull]

On the back of the scrapped contract to a ferry company with no ships or experience of doing so.
I thought what other fictitious or ridiculous contracts have been awarded and scrapped.

Just for fun I give you:
Last years contract for Swan Vesta to run VAR, has been cancelled due to alleged match fixing.

Over to you funsters

The NSC team are obviously not match fit !

 

[Eeyore]

The makers of Pedigree Chum to run BREXIT. Excellent at creating dog's dinners that people have bought into.