Ireland v England

[Withdean Wanderer]

Flintoff fails again

 

[Mendoza]

we got too many people at the top of the order that get 35 runs from 70/80 deliveries, and thats with the fielding restrictions,
thats were we always go wrong, as we never seem to get to 280

 

[Trigger]

Flintoff fails again

Missed that, I was cooking some yummy food, which is obviously more exciting than watching Duncan Fletchers England playing one day cricket.

 

[The Auditor]

we got too many people at the top of the order that get 35 runs from 70/80 deliveries, and thats with the fielding restrictions,
thats were we always go wrong, as we never seem to get to 280

correct ...no one hits the f*cking thing

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

we got too many people at the top of the order that get 35 runs from 70/80 deliveries, and thats with the fielding restrictions,
thats were we always go wrong, as we never seem to get to 280

That's a fair observation, although it doesn't help that at least 2 of the opening 3 always seem to get out cheaply first!

 

[Trigger]

That's a fair observation, although it doesn't help that at least 2 of the opening 3 always seem to get out cheaply first!

In Bell's case that was a good thing getting out, 31 from 74 in one day cricket is shocking, not the first time he's been slower than a.... Oh go on Brett, you can say it to raise your score...

 

[Mendoza]

The cameras just cut to Wayne Henderson who has chucking his toys out the pram because wasnt Irelands keeper today

 

[Rougvie]

'Nixon gets one for a whip to mid-wicket before Collingwood picks up his 15th one-day international fifty with a drag to long-on. A smattering of applause, the sort of applause you'd expect to hear at a very small bandstand in Westcliff-On-Sea'

 

[Simster]

So England will get about 250 on a nice LUSH batting track against a team of part timers and we've got Saj Mahmood still to bowl.

SHITTERY.

 

[Trigger]

So England will get about 250 on a nice LUSH batting track against a team of part timers and we've got Saj Mahmood still to bowl.

SHITTERY.

250 should just about cover Mahmood's 10 over spell...

Nixon out, another one bites the dust

 

[Mendoza]

catch or no catch - no one knows - think nixon is safe!

 

[Trigger]

Change of plan, Nixon not out...

 

[Mendoza]

In Bell's case that was a good thing getting out, 31 from 74 in one day cricket is shocking, not the first time he's been slower than a.... Oh go on Brett, you can say it to raise your score...

6-2!!

 

[Trigger]

Nixon now gone

 

[Mendoza]

we have been hitting a few 6s at the end though - so not as bad as once thought

 

[Trigger]

we have been hitting a few 6s at the end though - so not as bad as once thought

You say that but what do you think the top teams would have got, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Sri Lanka and maybe even West Indies would have all gone way past 300 on this track against Ireland but then they don't have top order batsmen that score so slowly.

Collingwood out.

 

[Mendoza]

Here comes Saj..................

 

[London Calling]

So England will get about 250 on a nice LUSH batting track against a team of part timers and we've got Saj Mahmood still to bowl.

SHITTERY.

aGAINST A side that Sussex beat!!

 

[Trigger]

Here comes Saj..................

Perhaps he'll take a solid blow to the hand.

 

[Simster]

Perhaps he'll take a solid blow to the hand.

The Irish will bowl him a couple of gentle ones to ensure that doesn't happen. Which is cheating really, when you think about it.